A Paranormal Romance
by Diamond The Banned
Sophie W. suspected something was a little off when her energetic doctor tried to slap her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly loving yeti, Bob., that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Bob proved to be smart and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with shouting. Sophie soon learnt that Nick had taken an oath never to kiss a human being.
When Sophie's energetic doctor is injured in an apocalyptic accident, Sophie realises her own life is at risk.
Despite bob's long nose and thirst for blood, Sophie finds herself falling for the yeti. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.
One night, a pixie appears before Sophie and warns her of a darkness within Bob. The pixie gives Sophie the tiny candlestick - the only weapon that can defeat a loving yeti.
Will Sophie find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly scared? (Hint: yes!)
The end
Praise for Loving Bob Long Nose
"Oh my golly gosh - where can I find myself a tasty loving yeti?"
- The Daily Tale
"Oh please! Like a human would ever be able to kill a yeti with a tiny candlestick!"
- Enid Kibbler
"I didn't like the energetic doctor at all and was glad when the apocalyptic accident happened."
- Hit the Spoof
"The blurb spoilt the plot. I don't need to read it now."
- Zob Gloop
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