In The Style Of Britney Spears
by Claudia
Oh Claudia, Claudia!
Oh Deyan, Deyan!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
That I'm your mother!
Give me a sign,
Spank me Deyan one more time!
Oh Claudia, Claudia!
Oh Rick, Rick!
I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're ginger!
And I love what you do.
Don't you know that you're ginger!
Oh Claudia, Claudia!
Oh Kevin, Kevin!
I think I did it again,
I made you believe that women are evil,
Oh Kevin!
To bake cakes like that is just so typically me.
Oh Claudia, Claudia!
Dammit!.. I did it again!
I ran for president!
Oh Claudia, Claudia!
Oh Alex, Alex!
I think I made you believe that men are stupid.
Dammit!.. You think that men are stupid.
Oh Claudia, Claudia!
I'm not that ugly!
You see my problem is this,
I see dead people,
Wishing that I wasn't so damned ugly.
Oh Claudia, Claudia!
Oh Deyan, Deyan!
Oh Rick, Rick!
Oh Kevin, Kevin!
Oh Alex, Alex!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
That I'm your mother!
Give me a sign,
Spank me Deyan one more time!
YOU ARE READING
Dangerously funny
ЮморSo I found this site, where you can make stories. I thought it was much fun, so I decided to make a book of every awesome story I make with that site. Read this book... you WILL laugh! But I have to warn you!! If you won't survive this book, I'm not...
