The magical, dirty town of Uithoorn holds a secret.
Alex You Know Who has the perfect life working as a teacher in the city and eating with his sweet girlfriend, Kirsten.
However, when he finds a tiny banana in his cellar, he begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the You Know Who family.
A wedding leaves Alex with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to creepy Uithoorn to find some answers.
At first the people of Uithoorn are funny and brave. He is intrigued by the curiously admirable nurse, Claudia. However, after she introduces him to hard vaseline, Alex slowly finds himself drawn into a web of jealousy, lust and perhaps, even murder.
Can Alex resist the charms of Claudia and uncover the secret of the tiny banana before it's too late, or will his demise become yet another Uithoorn legend?
Praise for The Admirable Stranger
"Who wouldn't give up a life of eating with their sweet girlfriend to spend a little time with a curiously admirable nurse?"
- The Daily Tale
"About as mysterious as finding a poo in a public toilet. However, The Admirable Stranger does offer a valuable lesson about not getting into hard vaseline."
- Enid Kibbler
"The only mystery, is why did I keep reading after page one?"
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop
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