Mangled elbows have been turning up all over New York and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a rope, and still nobody has a clue who the cold-blooded killer is.
Dr James Smith is an ugly and hilarious detective with a fondness for making birthday cards. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the rude killer.
When his aunt, Christiana Ball, is kidnapped, Dr Smith finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a enchanted ruler.
He enlists the help of an optimistic author called Reginald Bishop.
Can Bishop help Smith overcome his alcohol addiction and find the answers before the arrogant killer and his deadly rope strike again?
THE FRIGGIN END
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Praise for Murder in New York
"Dr Smith is the best detective ever. A passion for making birthday cards and alcohol is something we all can relate to."
- The Daily Tale
"About as scary as a minute ant, but Murder in New York does deliver an important message about the dangers of a rope."
- Enid Kibbler
"As always, an optimistic author makes the best sidekick."
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop
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