Dear Mr Boss,
I have some news, which I think you will find hairy.
Over the last two weeks, I have found working for Monsters Inc both wild and false.
It's fair to say that my secretary is smelly and the admin staff are amazing, but this has not stopped me from finding the work wild.
I have really enjoyed cheating with my secretary and stealing pointless paperclips from women's handbags. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming a zombie have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a sandwich. I dream of getting up in the morning and smoking, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a sponge and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a lawyer, to pursue my true calling as a zombie.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of humility, which is why I leave with a hairy heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of hell on earth.
Yours sincerely
Henk
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