In The Style Of Frank Sinatra
by Amber
"Have you met Mr Diggory?"
Someone said as we shook hands.
He was just Mr Diggory to me.
Then I said, "Mr Diggory,
You're a gentleman who understands,
I'm a gal who must be horny."
"'You better laugh loud, you better not shoot rabbits,
You better not make a fuss, I'm telling you why,
A circus is comin' to town!
A circus is comin' to town!
A circus is comin', comin' to town."
I practiced every day,
To find some clever lines to say,
To make the meaning come through...
And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:
"You need to go on a diet."
I can see it in his eyes, that he despises headless chickens,
Like the day before.
He loves the moon reflecting off water,
He hates rude people,
He loves watching the neighbours.
That's why Mr Diggory,
That's why Mr Diggory,
That's why Mr Diggory is a hippy.
You need to go on a diet.
You need...
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