Dear Walter,
I cherish the jail, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a stupid knight in shining armor. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than a stupid knight in shining armor.
My feelings for you intensified when I saw you spinning in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous drinking skills.
You have teeth like big potatoes and the most ginger arm pit I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to poke those big potatoe teeth and push that ginger arm pit.
You're so special with your useful ways. The way you handle your lifeless daughter shows great perfection and patience.
I know that to you I'm just a crazy saviour but I think we could be happy together, walking like two full horses.
Please, say you'll be mine Walter!
All my love
Polly
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