In The Style Of The Beautiful South
by Alex
Oh Deyan, oh Kirsten, oh Kevin, oh Claudia,
I wrote so many songs about you,
I forget your name.
Deyan, Kirsten, Kevin, Claudia, Rick, Milos too,
Deyan, Kirsten, Kevin, Claudia, Rick, Milos too,
I forget your name.
You could be at The Crown or anywhere,
The King's Arms or The Quayside,
Where everyone is drugged,
And everyone wants to play hide the sausage.
And when drugged and wanting to play hide the sausage are multiple,
I become so horny and dutiful.
It doesn't take Polly,
To add a simple sum.
Either you were also horny,
Or I was simply unintelligent.
Unintelligent, unintelligent, unintelligent.
Oh Deyan, oh Kirsten, oh Kevin, oh Claudia,
I've tickled so many tonsles,
I forget your name.
Keyan, Dirsten, Cevin, Klaudia, Mick, Rilos too,
Keyan, Dirsten, Cevin, Klaudia, Mick, Rilos too,
I forget your name.
You could be at The Crown or anywhere,
The King's Arms or The Quayside,
Where everyone is drugged,
And everyone wants to play hide the sausage.
And when drugged and wanting to play hide the sausage are multiple,
I become so horny and dutiful.
It doesn't take Loppy,
To tell me what I've done,
Either we were drugged and at it,
Or I've remembered it wrong.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Oh Deyan, oh Kirsten, oh Kevin, oh Claudia,
I've pulled so many gingers ,
I forget your name,
Keyan, Devin, Mlaudia, Cilos, Rirsten, Kick too,
Meyan, Kick, Cilos, Revin, Kirsten, Dlaudia too,
I forget your name.
Unintelligent, unintelligent, unintelligent.
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