Dear Bob,
I cherish The Sex Dungeon, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be an annoying muppet. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than an annoying muppet.
My feelings for you intensified when I saw you eating in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous kissing skills.
You have arm pits like false courgettes and the most teasing belly button I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to tickle those false courgette arm pits and shoot that teasing belly button.
You're so special with your crazy ways. The way you handle your fake ex shows great sensitivity and patience.
I know that to you I'm just a naughty princess but I think we could be happy together, fucking like two aggressive goldfish.
Please, say you'll be mine Bob!
All my love
Claudia
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