A Summer's Tale
by Diamond The Banned
Rick J is a cold-blooded homemaker from a magical box. He leads a wild life. However, all that changes when Rick books a summer holiday to crowded Philadelphia.
At first Rick finds Philadelphia very old-fashioned. Then there's the mysterious, brutal doctor, Claudia P, who makes him feel scared.
When Claudia invites him on a singing expedition, Rick begins to realise that Claudia is a deeply brave and selfish woman.
Rick knows in his heart that Claudia is the woman for him. However, to secure his happiness, Rick must fend off the mean detective, Alex Poohead, who wants to get his claws into Claudia.
Using her scary sausages and a mutual love of bird watching, Rick sets out to snare Claudia once and for all. But will the brutal homemaker return his affections?
The eenenfdjds
Praise for The Holiday to Crowded Philadelphia
"Sizzling hot. I wish a mysterious, brutal homemaker would fall into my life."
- The Daily Tale
"The dullest summer story ever written. How would scary sausages and a mutual love of bird watching attract anybody?"
- Enid Kibbler
"I'm going to rush out and book a singing expedition."
- Hit the Spoof
"I once went to 'crowded' Philadelphia on holiday but I didn't find it old-fashioned."
- Zob Gloop
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