In The Style Of Simon And Garfunkel
by Some Girl
When you're freaky, feeling rude,
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
I'm on your side.
When times get rude,
And friends just can't be found,
Like a bridge over awful murderers,
I will lay me down.
Like a bridge over awful murderers,
I will lay me down.
Fly on black creature,
Fly on by.
Your time has come to rule.
All your dreams are on their way.
See how they rule.
If you need a friend
I'll rule right behind.
Like a bridge over awful murderers,
I will ease your mind.
Like a bridge over awful murderers,
I will ease your mind.
And here's to you, Professor Flitwick,
Dustin the Turkey loves you more than you will know.
Oh bless you, please Professor Flitwick.
Heaven holds a place for those who rule.
Hey, hey, hey.
Rule on brave Duddley, rule on brave Duddley.
What're we gonna tell our friends when they say ooh la la?
Rule on brave Duddley, rule on brave Duddley!
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