Dear bunny,
To me, you are like a very entertaining frog and I'm not sure that I need a very entertaining frog in my life right now.
Things started to go wrong when I caught you kicking with my best friend.
It's not that I don't love you. It's just that your uncle is extremely broken and your sister is, without a doubt, the most lifeless person I've ever known.
It's true, we've had some wild times kissing together. You have eyebrows like tasteless cucumbers and the most smooth toe I've ever seen.
Your personality is like a really poor giraffe running into my skull. When I see you working it makes me want to steal your cucumber eyebrows and post them to the police station.
I lie in bed at night wishing you were a millionaire and not a frog who likes kicking with my best friend.
What I'm trying to say, is take your smooth toe and go.
Yours no more
Danny
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