There's a friendly new boy in San Diego and he has everybody talking. Stunningly fat and devastatingly ginger, all the boys want him. However, Stijn has a secret - he's a stupid vampire.
Rick Bloggs is a gentle, hairy boy who enjoys socialising. He becomes fascinated by Stijn who can stop trucks with his bare hands. He doesn't understand why he's so standoffish.
His best friend, a lovable zombie called Deyan, helps Rick begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the green, thick pie.
When bodies start turning up all over San Diego, Rick begins to fear the worst. The zombie urges her to report Stijn to the police and he knows he should, so what's stopping him?
He may resist Stijn's bite, but can he resist his charms?
Will he be caught bouncing with the vampire?
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Praise for Rick the Vampire Slayer
"Bursting with originality. A gentle boy falling for a fat vampire has simply never been done before."
- The Daily Tale
"About as moving as a cow stuck in a bog, but Rick the Vampire Slayer does deliver an important message about not having a zombie for a friend."
- Enid Kibbler
"A green, thick pie would be my first choice too. This must be based on a true story, you couldn't make this stuff up!"
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop
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