A Sensational Romance
by Diamond The Banned
Kirsten L. is a sexy, bald and admirable actor from the seaside. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Kevin D., a hot, weak man with a passion for bird watching.
Kirsten takes an instant disliking to Kevin and the forgetful and mean ways he learnt during his years in Ohio.
However, when a mass murderer tries to badmouth Kirsten, Kevin springs to the rescue. Kirsten begins to notices that Kevin is actually rather lovable at heart.
But, the pressures of Kevin's job as a gardener leave him blind to Kirsten's affections and Kirsten takes up stamp collecting to try an distract himself.
Finally, when cold-blooded computer programmer, Rick J., threatens to come between them, Kevin has to act fast. But will they ever find the sensational love that they deserve?
The end?
Praise for Sexy Kevin
"I fell in love with the sweet Kevin D.. Last night I dreamed that he was in my teapot."
- The Daily Tale
"About as enjoyable as being slapped with a dead fish, but Sexy Kevin does deliver a strong social lesson."
- Enid Kibbler
"I love the bit where a mass murderer tries to badmouth Kirsten - nearly fell off my seat."
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop
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