Dirty PickUp Lines

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Cam- Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!

Shawn- What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?

Taylor- *in the studio* I heard you got a boyfriend, but girl don't try & pretend, like you don't want this dick all the way in.

Nash- I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

Matt- I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.

Jack J- I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure

Jack G- They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass

Carter- You run track?, cause I heard you relay want this dick.

Aaron- Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D

Sammy- I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet

Hayes- Are you a raisin? cuz your a raisin my dick.

Dillon- They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Jacob- Do you like Alphabet soup...Cause you gonna be choking on the D

Nate- Hey baby, I'm kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

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