Dirty Pickup Lines (2)

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Cameron : Did you buy your pants on sale ? Because they would be 100% off at my house

Nash : Are you the SAT? Because I do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break, half through for snacks

Jack G : If you're Nala, I'm Simba, why don't we complete the circle of life ?

Jack J : You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead

Hayes : Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my tootsie pop

Aaron : Let's do some math. Add the bed. Subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply

Carter : Are you from Japan ? Cause I'm trying to get in japanties

Shawn : You're like Pringles, once I pop you, I can't stop you

Matt : Baby I'm no fred flintstone, but I can make your bed rock

Taylor : Did you clean your pants with windex ? I can practically see myself in them.

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