Cameron : Did you buy your pants on sale ? Because they would be 100% off at my house
Nash : Are you the SAT? Because I do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break, half through for snacks
Jack G : If you're Nala, I'm Simba, why don't we complete the circle of life ?
Jack J : You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead
Hayes : Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my tootsie pop
Aaron : Let's do some math. Add the bed. Subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply
Carter : Are you from Japan ? Cause I'm trying to get in japanties
Shawn : You're like Pringles, once I pop you, I can't stop you
Matt : Baby I'm no fred flintstone, but I can make your bed rock
Taylor : Did you clean your pants with windex ? I can practically see myself in them.
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•• Magcon Imagines ••
FanfictionEvery Magcon boy there is. Old Magcon, to be exact Highest Ranking -- Magcon imagines: #44 || Imagines & Preference || NOTES: You should read all of the imagines... You'll get smarted by .02% **all written by me unless told otherwise**