Backstory: Harley starts a little game where he quotes something Peter said and everybody has to guess if he said it to Mj or Morgan they're all in the living room at the avengers tower btw.
We got May going strong at $300
Pepper comes in second at $150
Rhodey's at a firm $0
Happy is down -$200
Morgan and Mj are in on it
Peter is, as always, oblivious.
"Let's start with something easy, shall we?" Harley says in a deep voice
Everybody starts cheering.
"I love you more than anything, I am never letting a damn thing happen to you again while I'm around,"
Rhodey starts sweating, "Pass,"
Happy chuckles, "Too bad, it's clearly Mj-"
"Morgan," Pepper interrupts
"Morgan," Ned agrees
"Morga-," May says
"Correct!" Mj interrupts
Happy looks at her in shock "What?"
"Context, anyone?" Harley asks
"I don't know, probably something about a bully," Happy says, shaking.
"She stubbed her toe against a coffee table and dropped her sandwich," May interjects.
"Correct!" Morgan says happily.
Happy starts shaking and crying "What the fuck!"
The end!
I got woken up at 10am due to my older brother screaming "I'm not ready to die! I'm too young," because of the earthquakes smh.
This was inspired by another tumblr text post oops
Emo out!
