Not my job

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Peter is 15 and Morgan is 4.

Also they live in a normal house and not at the Stark tower cause Tony wanted them to have normal lives.

Info about the house: So basically, the living room/kitchen, the living room is the first thing you see then the kitchen is behind it and it has an island in the center of the kitchen and their are chairs by the front of the island and yeah.

Most siblings were not close, most siblings hated each other and tried to embarrass each other as much as possible.

But Morgan and Peter Stark were not ordinary siblings Per sé.

Despite the fact they are Tony Stark's and Pepper Potts children, Morgan being their only biological daughter and Peter was adopted at a young age and being Spider-Man they still loved each other like crazy.

And boy, did they have some great moments.

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"Peter!" Peter hears a voice wine from the other room, waking him up from his well deserved deep sleep after a long night of patrolling.

"Come in here if you want something," Peter shouts, refusing to get up.

"No, you come here," Morgan shouts back, causing Peter to flinch a little.

"Fine," Peter groans then walks into the living room then to the kitchen to steal one of Steve's donuts.

"Where did that little rascal go?"

"This little rascal is right here!" Morgan says loudly, jumping up from under the counter where she was hiding, scaring Peter causing him to drop his donut.

"Morgan you made me drop my donut!" Peter wines, then he crouches down to clean up the donut mess then pours himself some orange juice.

"I'm sorry Peet-ah, I didn't mean too! I swear," Morgan can't say her "r's" right yet so when she says Peter's name it sounds like she's saying peetah, Mj started calling him Peetah to annoy Peter when she heard Morgan calling him it.

"It's fine, Mor, what was so important that you needed to wake me up at 2pm?" Peter asks pretending to sound annoyed.

"One, Daddy told me to wake you up since he's in the labs working on something and it's two. You've been asweep all day and I'm boreeeeed," Morgan wines.

"And where's mom?"

"In a meeting,"

"I guess you have a valid point," Peter mutters grumpily.

"I always do,"

"So what did you want?" Peter asks, then he take a drink of orange juice.

"Can I have a orgasm?" Morgan says, I causing Peter spit out his juice and choke on it a little.

"I'm sorry, what did you just say?" Peter asks wanting to make sure he heard her right.

"An orgasm," Morgan says, now confused, "Uncle Bruce said it was another word for orange juice when I asked him what it was,"

"Uncle Bruce was kidding, when you want orange juice just say orange juice k,"

"Okay!"

Time skip to dinner

"Orange," Morgan squeals, with her mouth full of orange chicken.

"Sorry?" Mom says.

"Peet-ah said to say orange when I want orange juice?"

"No I meant just ask for it like a regular person and not say what you said this morning," Peter clarifies for the confused four year old.

"What did you say?" Tony asks, narrowing his eyes down with a concerned/worried dad look.

"I asked him for an orgasm," The four year old says, Bucky being the dirty minded human he is, choked on the chow mein he has just swallowed and "accidentally" spit it on Sam who was sitting to his left.

"Come on man!" Sam complains, then grabs a napkin to wipe himself.

"You were in spitting range. You know this risk when you sit next to me!"

"It is your fault for sitting in the target zone," Steve admits, within the first months of living with Bucky he quickly realized if you sit next to him or across from him and something funny happens you will most likely have food all over you by the end of the meal.

"So Bruce, wanna explain to me why you're telling my kid that orgasms are another form of orange juice?" Tony says.

"She's not my kid! It's not my job to be the one to ruin her innocence,"

"Okay, Morgan sweetie, Whenever you want orange juice just ask like a normal person K?" Pepper says in a sweet mom voice.

"Okay mommy, can you hold me?" Morgan asks, still not knowing what was wrong with what she said.

"When I'm done eating I will,"

"But I want you to hold me nowwww," Morgan wines.

"Your cool big sister can hold you," Wanda says, even if they weren't technically related to each other Wanda was basically a sister to Morgan.

"I want mommy," Morgan says in a pouty voice.

"And I want a million dollars," Tony says, everybody turns to look at him, Pepper buries her face in her hands in embarrassment of her husbands stupidity.

Clint rolls his eyes, "You have a million dollars, genius, You're like one of the richest people to exist,"

"Oh yeah I forgot," Tony admins, acknowledging his stupidity.

"How do you-"
























Ayoooooooooo two updates within a span of 48 hours wow I must've been body snatched or something cause I've been busy af and I am running on less than 4 hours of sleep.


Also my new nickname that my friends from color guard gave my is now "smooth and creamy"




...Don't ask






Also YUNGBLUD'S new song is amazing! I've been listing to it ever since color guard got out oops

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