Ruining lullibies 101

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Writers block is a bitch, please send request I am very unoriginal and ran out of ideas











Peter liked MJ. He didn't know why or how, he just did.

And that was a problem considering he was socially awkward and had zero experience when it came to dating and all that Jazz.

The avengers on the other hand, have basically been a family to him for as long as he could remember. Peter would seek advice from them (mostly Bruce). He would seek comfort. Anything he could seek from them, he would.

Finally Peter looked up from his Sushi and spoke up, "Okay guys, how do I ask Michelle out,"

This had taken everybody aback, not that they didn't know that Peter liked Michelle because they did. They basically found out the first time he brought her over. But when it can to giving teenagers dating advice, that was Pepper's game and unfortunately for Peter, she wasn't here.

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, my bed has room for two," Bucky says, causing Steve to choke on his tea a little.

"OH MY GOD, I AM A TEENAGER-"

"Twinkle, Twinkle little star, we can do it in my car," Wanda sings in a cheery tone.

"STOP IT," Peter begs.

"Row, Row, Row, your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream," Natasha sings, causing Tony to chuckle a bit.

"GuYs!" Peter says as he buries his face in his hands.

"Congratulations, You officially broke the kid!" Steve exclaims.

















Bonus:

"So how was everything while I was away," Pepper asked as her and the rest of the team were eating dinner.

Peter sighed, "I tried asking them for dating advice,"

"And?"

"They ruined a bunch of lullabies,"



















Here's a short one shot for until I can actually write a decent one :)

Sorry for the lack of posts, competition season is starting so I'm not going to have the weekends to edit except for on the bus and stuff so yee

My posting schedule is probably going to change so that's fun

I'll most likely post on Wednesday cause were taking my sister to Disneyland so I'll have time to write in the car plus I'm almost done with one of the many drafts I'm working on


Also thank you so freaking much for 93k reads :) I didn't even think I would get 100 reads yet here we are almost at 100k!

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