Fake date

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Barry gets nervous about his first date with Linda. He asks iris to help him practice a fake date. Second part: Barry is nervous about his first date with Iris, he asks Cisco to help him.

"I really hope this works." Barry said nervously as iris sat across from him at a little table they set up at Joes house for perspective.

"It will. Just think I'm Linda. Not iris." Iris nodded.

"Okay Linda." He chuckled.

"So Barry, what have you been up to these days?" Iris asked as she took a bite of the pizza they used to random food to eat.

"I've been at my lab a lot lately and just went to the museum of natural science. I've been at Star labs a lot to help with my lighting cycosis." He rambled.

"Bare. You can't ramble. Find the few things you want to talk about and talk about them." She said cheerfully.

"So Linda, how is it working at CCPN?" Barry asked taking a huge bite out of the pizza and chewing loudly.

"Barry, you cant chew with your mouth open when on a date. Or with anyone to be honest." She said as she lowered his pizza from his mouth.

"Alright." He said with his mouth full.

"CCPN is great you know? I love getting to bring justice to the news networks." She smiled and nodded.

"Sounds nice." Barry said as he kept eating the pizza like it was going out of style.

"Bare-Barry!" Iris said as he wasn't listening, "you can't devour the pizza! That's un-gentlemanly. You have to eat at a normal pace. And you already have food on your mouth AND on your shirt." She said as she got up to clean it with a napkin.

"I haven't been on a date since Becky." Barry sighed.

"Clearly." Iris muttered.

"Few more things." Iris said. "A girl doesn't like a guy who hogs the attention. She doesn't like a guy who doesn't act like a gentleman. And she doesn't like a guy who is too dominant." She declared.

"Noted." Barry sighed.

"Yeah you've got a lot to lean."

Barry had brought Cisco to his apartment to help him practice for his first date with iris.

"Burritos? Really dude." Cisco said making a stank face at the food.

"It's all I had so go with it." Barry sighed.

"Alright. I'm iris okay?" Cisco said as he twirled his hair like a girl.

"So Iris, how was work today?" He asked as he took a bite of the burritos.

"Super good. I got so many works done today." He our on a high voice to sound like a girl.

Barry chuckled. "That's good. That's good," he said under his breath. "The lab was super busy today. Julian made me write up so many reports." Barry sighed and drank some wine.

"Ohhh sounds dreadful." Cisco said as Barry couldn't help but laugh.

Barry made a contorted face after a few minutes of eating the burrito. "I forgot burritos make me gassy." Barry sighed and put a hand on his stomach.

"Don't you dare." Cisco said in a normal voice warning him not to fart.

"Oh god." Barry groaned and let out a fart that echoed through his kitchen.

"Don't ever, I mean ever, do that on your date with the girl you've loved for two decades." Cisco earned as he covered his nose.

"Oh please. Iris has heard me fart before. I've literally heard her fart before." Barry chuckled and leaned back in his chair with his arms around his stomach.

"Just, please. No gassed on this dinner date. Unless you're filling up your car." Cisco said as he took a drink of water.

"Noted." Barry said.

"And, work on your posture. Cross your legs how ever you can. Head up and shoulders framed." Cisco demonstrated.

"This is so uncomfortable." Barry muttered.

"Well it's called being a gentleman." Cisco shrugged.

"I think I've learned all the lessons for tonight." Barry said hopefully.

"So good my man. Remember: posture, crossed legs, not farting." Said Cisco.

"Yep I'll try my best." Barry smiled and lead him out.

"Great. Text me when it's done." Cisco smiled and left.

"This Is gonna be harder than I thought."

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