Joe and Dianne: Oneshots

Sliding bed (Smut)

Joe's POV

I was so glad that me and Dianne had agreed to come here with Zoe and Alfie. When Strictly had finished they decided they wanted to treat us for how well we had done in Strictly. They had booked a treehouse for the four of us to stay in a Chewton Glen. It was such a peaceful place and just what we needed after the stress of Strictly. We had a brilliant first day and where currently laying in bed cuddled up together talking about random things. As we where talking I couldn't help but admire her beauty. She was such a stunning natural beauty and I had no idea how I had managed to get her. In that moment I realised how completely and utterly in love with her I was. I placed a gently kiss next to her ear then moved it round to her forehead, her nose and then her lips. I moved my body so I was now leaning over her as we continued to kiss. The kiss getting more and more passionate. I pulled my lips away from her and said 'I love you so much.' 'I love you too' she replied as we continued to kiss. As we where kissing I ran my hands over her body slipping my hands under her pyjama top and smoothing my hand up her chest until I was cupping one breast in my hand. I ran one finger around her nipple before rolling it between my fingers. I heard Dianne let out a groan into my mouth as I did this before I moved onto her other breast. I took my hands out of her top and held onto the bottom on it as she sat up so I could remove it from her body. Once I did this I through it onto the floor before she laid back down again and we resumed kissing. After another couple of minutes of kissing I could feel her hips starting to move trying to get some friction. I pulled away from her lips and gave her a cheeky smirk as I started to kiss my way down her body making sure to give attention to every part of her body. After I had throughly kissed, licked and sucked down her neck and chest I came to her pyjamas shorts. I kissed I line along the top of them and I could tell that I was driving her absolutely crazy. Her hips lifted up of the bed as she said 'please take them off.' I took a hold of the side of her shorts and very slowly dragged them down her legs before throwing them onto the floor with the rest of her clothes. I moved my head back for a minutes to admire her beauty. 'You are so beautiful' I said before I disappeared between her legs. I gently nibbled on each of her thighs before running my tongue up and down her soaking wet slit. 'Oh god' she moaned as I continued to work her up my fingers joining in with my tongue. After a few minutes of playing with her I felt her hand pushing my head back. I moved my head from between her legs and looked up at her. 'I really want you inside me' she moaned out. I smiled at her as I slowly moved back up the bed until I was face to face with her. I placed another kiss on her lips and I heard her groan as she tasted herself on me. I took a hold of my boxers and quickly pulled them down before straddling her body.

Dianne's POV

Joe is so talented with his tongue and fingers. He knows just what to do to get me on the edge in no time. I reached down with my hand and pushed his head back. He moved his head back and looked down at me 'I really want you inside me' I said. I saw him smile at me before he made his way up my body. He placed a kiss on my lips and I couldn't help but think how erotic it was that I was tasting myself on him. He quickly removed his boxers before he lined himself up with my entrance. He slowly pushed into me as we both groaned into each other's mouths. I will never get use to the feeling of us being as one. Joe slowly started moving his hips back and forth moving in and out of me as we continued to kiss. As he started to move faster I could hear a squeaky noise and it felt like the bed was moving. I took my lips off of his and placed a hand on his chest. 'Stop' I said. Joe immediately stilled above me. 'What's wrong' he asked. 'Is the bed moving' I asked. He gave me a strange look 'what do you mean' he asked. I pushed him off of me so he left my body and sat up in the bed. I turned towards the head of the bed and said 'look the bed has moved a good two inches away from the wall.' Joe turned and looked at what I was saying and said 'oh yeah.' 'Well that killed the mood' I said 'I can't have sex in a bed that is travelling across the room and especially not in one that is squeaking as it does it. I don't want Zoe and Alfie to know what we are doing.' I laid flat on my back staring up at the ceiling. That's a shit end to the night I thought. All of a sudden I felt Joe's hand grab mine and pull me up pulling me out of bed.

Joe's POV

I looked down at Dianne laying flat on the bed staring up at the ceiling. I looked around the room and decided I wasn't going to let the sliding bed ruin our night. I grabbed a hold of Dianne's hand and pulled her up out of the bed. 'What are you doing' she said with a confused look on her face. I said nothing and just smiled at her and pulled her over to the couch. I sat down on the couch leaning back against the rest. I looked up and smiled at her and said 'who said the sliding bed has to ruin our night.' She gave me a seductive smile as she placed her legs either side of my thighs. She gripped me in her hand running it up and down my erection a few times before she lined me up with her entrance. She placed her lips back on mine as she slowly sunk down on me. I held onto her hips and helped her along as she slowly started moving up and down on me. After a few minutes she started to increase the pace and I could see that her breathing was getting heavier. I moved my hands from her hips down to her bum cheeks and lifted her up and down on me as the pace got quicker and quicker. I moved my lips away from hers as I let out a groan. She felt fucking amazing. Dianne buried her head in my shoulder as she let out another groan and her movements started to get erratic. Her breathing got heavier as she continued to move up and down on me going as fast as she could. I could feel that I was right on the edge and I could tell that she was as well. All of a sudden Dianne's head flew back and she let out a loud moan as she started clenching down on me as her orgasm took over her body. 'Fuck, fuck, fuck' she moaned as she continued to ride out her orgasm. She clenched on me one more time and then that was it, I was gone as well spurting inside of her. Our movements started to slow down as we rode out our orgasm until we came to a stop. Dianne body slumped forward onto me as she buried her head in my shoulder both of us breathing heavily. I placed a gently kiss on her shoulder as our breaths started to even out. 'That was amazing' I said. We stayed sitting on the sofa for another five minutes me still inside of her just hugging. I felt Dianne's breathing starting to slow and looked down at her to see she was falling asleep. I placed a gentle kiss against her lips and said 'come on baby let's go back to bed.' I slowly pulled myself out of her before picking her up in my arms carrying her back to bed before I got in beside her.