Joe and Dianne: Oneshots

Caught Out (Smut)

Dianne's POV

We where having a great time with my parents who where currently over visiting from Australia. We had gone for a picnic in the park and we had just got back to the apartment and my parents had gone to there room to have a little nap as they where still getting over their jet lag. I decided that I wanted a little rest as well so me and Joe made our way to our bedroom. We closed the door and then laid down on the bed snuggled up together. After half an hour we both decided that where weren't going to be able to fall asleep. We where both wide awake. I turned onto my side and so did he so that we where facing each other. I lent across and placed a gently kiss on his lips. He returned the kiss straight away but he added a bit of tongue in. Before I knew it the kisses had got very passionate and Joe was now laying flat on his back with me straddling his body. Joe pulled his head away from mine and looked me in the eye and said 'do the reckon we have time before your parents wake up.' 'Definitely' I replied 'when they are jet lagged they sleep for ages.' 'Good' he replied before his lips where once again on mine.

Joe's POV

I don't know what part of me though it was a good idea to have sex with Dianne with her parents in the house but before I knew it we where both naked on the bed kissing passionate. I pulled away from Dianne and moved my body so I was sitting up against the headboard. I looked down at her with a smile on my face and said 'come and ride me baby.' She seductively crawled up the bed until she got to me and then she placed her legs either side of my waist. She reached down grabbing me in her hand placing it in line with her entrance. She sunk down on me in one quick motion and we both let out a quiet moan into each other's mouth. Dianne stayed still for a couple of seconds before she slowly started to move up and down on me. We tried to stay as quiet as possible our lips staying connected so we could swallow each other's moans. After a while Dianne started to increase the pace and I could tell that we where both nearly there. I placed my hands on her arse helping her ride me. I could feel her start to clench her inner muscles which was a tell tale sign that she was about to come. I reached my hand down in between us and started to circle her clit using my finger. A couple of circles around her clit and she was gone. She pulled her mouth away from mine as she let out a groan that came from deep inside of her. A couple of seconds later I too reached my climax burying my head in her shoulder as I started to spurt inside of her. As we where riding out our climax's I heard the sound of the door opening and looked towards it to see Dianne's dad standing at the door. I quickly grabbed the cover pulling them over our bodies as he quickly closed the door.

Mark (Dianne's dad's) POV

I woke up after having a nice refreshing nap and turned to the side to see my wife still fast asleep. I grabbed my phone and looked at the time to see I had only been asleep for forty minutes. I got out of bed and made my way towards the door pulling it open and walking into the living room. I looked around but couldn't see anyone so thought that Joe and Dianne must have decided to take a nap as well. I walked over to the coffee machine and grabbed a mug placing the mug under the machine. After a couple of minutes of trying to work out how to use the machine I decided that I would need to get some help. I made my way up the stairs and to Joe and Dianne's bedroom door. Everything was quiet so I assumed they where still asleep. I gently knocked on the door but there was no answer so I decided to push the door open to see if either of them where awake. When I opened the door I saw the last thing I would ever want to see. My daughter and her boyfriend where very clearly engaging in sex . I heard Dianne let out a sound I hoped I would never hear from her. Just then Joe's head looked towards the door and that is when he saw me standing there. He quickly grabbed the covers as I closed the door. I quickly made my way back downstairs and sat on the sofa staring at the wall.

Dianne's POV

I don't think I have ever felt so horrified in my whole life. My dad had just walked in on me having sex. I really hoped that would be something that my dad never saw. I pulled off of Joe and sat next to him on the bed. After a few seconds Joe turned towards me and said 'what do we do now.' 'I suggest we get cleaned up, put some clothes on and go and face the music.' We both got out of bed and made our way over to the bathroom. I sat on the toilet and quickly cleaned myself up before making my way into the bedroom to get dressed. A couple of seconds later Joe joined me getting dressed as well. 'Ready to face the music' I said. 'No' Joe replied 'but I guess we have to.' I took a hold of Joe's hand and we walked out of the bedroom and down the stairs to see my dad sitting on the sofa staring at the wall. We slowly made our way over to the sofa sitting on the other side of it next to each other. 'I'm sorry dad' I said 'I never meant for you to see that.' 'Well I should hope not' he replied. 'I liked to think that you never had sex but that illusion has totally gone now.' 'Mark I'm really sorry' Joe said 'I just want you to know that I love your daughter with all my heart and we are both really sorry that you had to see that.' He lifted him head up and looked towards us and said 'I guess part of it is my fault. I should never have walked into your bedroom without getting an answer from either of you when I knocked. Ill never make that mistake again.' 'I hope this doesn't change our relationship dad' I said. 'No it wont. Your still my baby girl and I still love you I just have to realise that you are now an adult who takes part in adult activities. If you could just not do them when I am not around that would be appreciated.' 'Good course dad and again I'm really sorry.' Dad held his arms opened to me and I walked over to him and gave him a hug. At that moment my mum walked out of the bedroom having just woken up. She looked over at us and said 'what's going on.' At the same time me, Joe and Dad all replied 'nothing nothing.' My mum gave us all a weird look but left it at that as we all sat down on the sofa to enjoy the rest of our day.