Joe and Dianne: Oneshots

Unexpected noise (Partly smut)

Dianne's POV

Me and Joe where snuggled up in bed together having just finished watching a christmas film on his laptop. Joe closed the laptop and placed it on the floor as I reached across to grab my phone to see what the time was. I placed it back on the side and then lent across to Joe and placed a kiss on his lips. 'Merry Christmas baby, its just gone midnight.' 'Merry Christmas' he replied as he pulled me back down to his lips placing a more passionate kiss on my lips. 'I cant believe this is the first christmas I am spending with a girlfriend.' I snuggled back into his arms turning so I was facing him. 'I love you so much Dot I hope you know that' he said. 'I do and I love you too' i replied. He lent across and placed another kiss on my lips this kiss lasting longer then the last one. We broke away to take in some air before our lips met again. Before I knew what was happening I was laying flat on my back and Joe was straddling my body. I could feel myself getting more and more turned on the longer we kissed for. I could feel Joe's hand under my pyjama top moving up and down my back. We both pulled away from the kiss as Joe pulled my pyjama top of my head and through it across the room. As soon as it was of my head our lips where connected again.

Joe's POV

One minute we had just finished watching a christmas film and the next minute me and Dianne where stripping each other's clothes off as we kissed passionately. I moved my lips away from Dianne's and said 'we have to be quiet we don't want your family hearing.' 'I know' she said as she brought her lips back to mine. I grabbed hold of my erection and ran myself up and down her slit spreading her moisture around. I then lined myself up with her hole and gently pushed myself inside of her. We both let out groans into each other's mouth as I gently started to move in and out of her. I took my mouth of hers as I placed my mouth by her ear 'I love you so much' I said as I started to move faster and faster. 'Oh god' she groaned over and over again as I started to speed up.

Mia's POV (Dianne's niece)

The whole family was staying at my Nan and Grandad's tonight so we all woke up together on Christmas Day. Me and Billy where staying together in one of the rooms. I had been asleep for a few hours when I was awoken by the need to go to the toilet. I quietly got out of bed so I didn't wake up my brother and made my way down to the toilet at the other end of the corridor. Once i had finished I came out of the bathroom and went to make my way back to bed when I heard a noise. It was coming from Aunty Dot's bedroom. I slowly made my way over to the door when I heard Aunty Dot let out a groan. Then I heard her say please over and over again before she said some really bad words that I'm not allowed to say. I quickly moved away from the door and made my way down to the room that my mum and dad where staying in. I pushed the door open to see that they where both fast asleep. I made my way over to my mums side of the bed and gently shook her saying her name until she woke up. She looked down at me and said 'what are you doing awake.' 'Mummy I think Joe is hurting Aunty Dot' I said. She quickly swung her legs over so she was sitting up in bed and picked me up so I was sitting next to her. 'What do you mean' she asked. 'I went to the toilet and when I came back I heard noises coming from their room.'

Annabelle (Mia's Mum)

I felt myself being gently shaken awake. I opened my eyes and looked down to see my daughter standing next to our bed. I asked her why she was awake and she said that she had gone to the toilet. She said that she thought that Joe was hurting Dianne. I sat up in bed and lifted her up so that she was sitting next to me and asked her what she meant. She told me that she heard sounds coming from their room and the minute she said that I knew exactly what they where doing. I lent across and bought her into a big hug. 'I'm sure she is fine' I said. 'But what if she isn't' she said to me with very worried look on her face. 'I'll put you to bed and then i'll go and check on her but Joe would never hurt your Aunty Dot he loves her too much.' Okay thanks mum' she replied. I took her back to her room and tucked her in before backing my way back to my room. As I got back into bed my husband turned over to look at me 'everything okay sweetie' he asked. 'Not really' i replied 'I'm pretty sure our daughter just heard your sister having sex.' 'What' he replied sitting up really quickly. 'Yeah she came in here cause she was worried that Joe was hurting her. I had to explain that Joe would never hurt her but I think you may have to talk to her tomorrow.' He let out a groan and said 'that will be a fun conversation, I really don't want to talk to my sister about her sex life.' 'Well I really don't want our daughter listening to her having sex so your going to have to.' 'Okay' he replied before he laid back down.

Brendan's POV (Dianne's brother, Mia's dad)

It was now the next morning and we had all just finished breakfast. I took the plate into the kitchen and I could feel someone behind me. I turned around to see my wife following me and she pointed towards Dianne. 'Have a word now' she said to me. I inwardly groaned at the conversation I was about to have as I made my way over to Dianne. 'Can I have a word with you quickly' I said to Dianne as I stopped in front of her. 'Sure' she said with a smile. 'Not here' I said 'outside.' She gave me a weird look but followed me out into the garden. 'Everything okay' she said. ' I have to talk to you about something and its going to be really embarrassing for both of us so you need to let me just say it.' 'Okay' she replied. 'Mia heard you and Joe last night' I said. 'What' she said really quietly. 'Mia heard you and Joe having sex last night.' I looked up at her and could see her face had gone bright red. 'Oh god I'm so sorry' she said 'she didn't realise what you where doing she thought that Joe was hurting you. Annabelle had to explain that Joe would never hurt you but if you could wait until we are not in the house next time.' 'Yes yes of course. We thought everyone was asleep. I'm so sorry it will never happen again.' 'Okay shall we get back inside' i said.

Dianne's POV

I could feel that my face was as red as a tomato as we made our way back inside. I cant believe that my niece actually heard me having sex last night. I made my way into the living room and sat in the corner on the sofa. After a few minutes I felt someone come and sit down next to me and I turned to see that it was Joe. 'Are you alright sweetie' he asked 'you look a bit flushed' he said as he wrapped his arm around my shoulder. I laid my head on his shoulder and said 'I just found out from Brendan that Mia heard us last night. She went to the toilet and she heard sounds as she was walking past.' 'Oh god thats not the impression I wanted to leave on them the first time I meet them.' 'Well lucky Mia didn't realise what was happening' i said. 'Well thats good at least we will just have to keep it in our pants until we get back home' Joe said. I snuggled further into his shoulder and said 'no we just have to make sure there are no kids around and we are really quiet you know I cant wait that long.' He looked up at me and giggled ' i love you so much Dot you are definitely one of a kind' he said as he placed a small peck on my lips.