Rhino destruction club

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So some of the Hooligans and I had a movie night over Discord

We watched two movies in one night 🤣

We watched National Treasure first

It was me, T, I, A, and V.

So in the middle of it, A just starts talking about a Nicholas Cage pillow he used to have, and he realizes he gave t away

We all ask him why he gave it away, and he says "you know what, I'm buying another one"

So while we were just enjoying the movie, he just asks T "Hey what's your address"

And T is like "why do you need my address?"

A says "Just tell me what it is"

T sends him his address and then A says after a few minutes "Alright you're gonna get your  pillow soon, and your Nicholas Cage pillowcase around May."

And we all start crying with laughter while T is like " w h y " 🤣

It was so funny I can't even XD

Then T jokes "When I get my pillow I'm sending you guys a picture of me kissing Nicholas Cage."

So yeah 😂

A even sent proof to the chat sending the receipt from Amazon and shit, and T's response was "God you're a fucking lunatic"

😂😂

The next movie

Anyone ever watched Bolt?

That movie about that dog who didn't know he was only an actor or whatever and believed he had powers and shit ?

Okay

A had to go, so it was just me, T, I, and V.

Those three have either never watched the movie or haven't watched it in a while

I remember this movie very well because it used to be one of my favorites, but as I started watching it more often and as I became older, I started noticing all these plot holes and all these unexplainable things (COUGH HOW THE FUCK DO THEY DO EVERYTHING IN ONE TAKE HOW DO THEY PREDICT WHAT BOLT IS GONNA DO HOW DO THEY MANAGE TO MAKE THE SET LOOK SO DAMN REAL THAT BOLT DOESN'T KNOW ITS FAKE WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CAMERAS)

Yeah. I hate the movie now. It makes me mad.

So as I was watching it I decided not to start my rants until after it was revealed this was all a movie set, and even I (the one who didn't watch it) was pissed about it and me, T, and V were like "TADAAAA ITS JUST A MOVIE IN A MOVIE"

So we were all ranting of how this didn't make any sense

Then I started to notice that some background characters were reused and I was like 😐

And then... Bolt and Mittens arrive at that campsite with RVs.

And my red flag began to wave in my face

I completely forgot about him

"OH MY GOD NOOOOO" was my realization

"What?" Was the response from everyone

"Oh my god I don't know if you all remember him or not but dear god Rhino's about to come in and he was the WORST I just wanna strangle him I'm gonna kill him I'm gonna punt him—"

Like I was thinking of every possible thing to do to that fucker

So after his introduction, T just pauses and he says to me "Yep... I see why you hate him."

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