Mike Wheeler x reader

Awkward Conversation

Mike- ok so um.. her and Jonathan have the relationship that they umm...
Me- like they like like each other?
Mike- yes.. a lot
Me- ok so?
Mike- well her and Jonathan are kissing.. a lot a lot like everywhere of each other
Me- kissing... everywhere? Like on their bodies?
Mike- exactly
Oh jeez. What does that even have to UGH what the heck is wrong with me? My mind is getting so... so like the thoughts in my head are like the way I think of Nancy and Jonathan doing that is just... HUH?!
Mike- so um.. she's screaming because um..
Me- can you just say it without "umm" or taking so long to say it?
Mike- alright... Jonathan is putting his THING inside of Nancy's THING. Understand?
Me- what of their "THINGS"?
Mike- you know the thing you have to use the bathroom? Where it comes from?
Me- yes?
Mike- do you know what a guy uses to use the bathroom?
Me- no
Mike- oh my god
He puts his hand on his face
Mike- well just imagine a long thing.. whatever you think if that's long and big
Me- like a that bat like I saw at Joyce and Will's house
Mike's face turned a little red and a shocked expression
Mike- yeah sure a bat... so imagine that bat going in your thing
Me- OH! Wouldn't that hurt?
Mike- first few times possible but soon it feels nice... so imagine Jonathan had a bat right here
Mike has his hand under his body where he would use the bathroom
Mike- and him and Nancy have no clothes on. They are both very close to each other and he is putting that bat in Nancy's thing
Me- oh.. oh wow. That's that's umm
Mike- yeah
Me and Mike both look away. My face was getting hot.
Me- yeah I'll stay in your room if that's fine
Mike- yeah that fine
Me- do you have any blankets and pillows I can use for the floor?
Mike- you can sleep on my bed
Me? On a BED? WITH Mike?!
Me- um you sure you don't have any extras?
Mike- yup... I won't touch you if you don't want me to. It's fine
Me- um ok but it is cold
Mike- I'm going to shower you don't have to now but tomorrow morning you have to but me and Nancy won't be here because we have school
Me- oh.. I'll be here alone?
Mike- well if you want I can maybe drop you off at Will's house before his mom leaves for work. So you can stay with his mom
Me- if that's fine. When do I have to wake up?
Mike- before sunrise
Me- oh no never mind nope I'll stay here
Mike- cmon you can't stay here all by yourself for so long. What if something happens?
He walks towards me with a worried face
Me-... I don't know but I'm not getting up early
Mike- cmooon
I walk over and sit on his bed
Me- hmph no...
I close my eyes and look away from him. I hear him coming closer to me and I feel him hug me. But we also fell on the bed now he's on top of me ON the bed. Uhhhh. I open my eyes and see he's right in front of me
Mike- hey
Me- hi...
I look down to his lips and ask
Me- so um Nancy and Jonathan?
Mike- what about them?
Me- if they like like each other and that's what they do... then... if we like like each other... do we do that?
I look right into his eyes as his eyes go wider than ever before. His mouth dropped. His face went so red I can't even describe how red it was.
Me- I mean we don't have to I was just asking if that's what we... have to do as well
I say before making anything worse of this weird conversation
Mike goes off from on top of me and walks back and forth
Me- Mike? You alright?
I sit up on the bed and ask him worryingly
Mike- heh heh yeah I'm fine. Just um
He coughs and rubs his neck, trying to avoid my eye contact or even just not even looking towards me
Mike- just you saying that just umm was just unexpected coming from you I guess
I see that he's not looking at me again
Me- Mike? We obviously don't have to but I was just asking cause if they like like each other a lot.. and do that then what do we do?
Mike- well that's a good question... heh I don't know?
Me- Mike if you don't like that then we don't have to
I walk up to him and hold his hands
Mike- really?
He looks up and me with a little smile
Me- yes really. If we don't like something we don't have to do it
Mike- I wish that was for everything. Then I won't have to do school haha
Me- haha.. well you have to get up for school so you should go to sleep
Mike- ok... I got to shower though
Me- oh right

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