Why Have I Done This??? (Lams Oneshots)

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A/N - John is basically Markiplier

Alexander's POV

   "YES!" I heard my roommate yell, I whined a bit and sat up. Having insomnia already makes it hard to sleep and a screaming roommate doesn't help. I guess that's what happens when your roommate is a famous youtuber. He's a gamer so he's up late making videos and he tries to be quiet but sometimes he's not. I poked my head in his recording room and he looked up, immediately pausing his game. "Hey, sorry if I woke you up."
   "Did you pass the boos or whatever."
   "Yeah, one of my friends showed me a secret way so-"
   "Cool. Can you try to keep it down?"
   "Totally. I'm really sorry."
   "It's ok. Just celebrated in sign language." I teased.
   "Haha. Goodnight, Alex."
   "Goodnight, John."

   I yawned and rolled over, squinting at the clock on my nightstand. Something was in front of it and I sat up. It was a donut and a little note. I fished my glasses off the nightstand and unfolded the note.

Sorry for waking you up. Here's a donut. Thanks for  putting up with me. :) - J

   I chuckled and slid out of bed. I knocked on John's door and waited a moment, no answer. I slowly pushed the door open and found John passed out on his keyboard. I poked him and he didn't move. "John. Wake up." I shook him a bit and he yawned, sitting up a bit.
   "What? What happened?"
   "Nothing, dumbass." I giggled, he rubbed his eyes and huffed. "I wanted to say thanks."
   "Oh, no problem." John smiled, I nodded and John bit his lip. "Can I ask you for a favor?"
   "Sure."
   "Laf and I wanna do something stupid and we were hoping you'd hold the camera for us to be stupid."
   "Oh..."
   "You won't be in the video or anything. We just need you to watch us be stupid." I giggled and John smiled.
   "Sure. Just let me get dressed." I smiled.
   "Great."

John's POV

   Alex fumbled the camera and held it close to his chest. I looked at him and he smiled sheepishly. "Are you ok?"
   "I'm just nervous."
   "You're not the one getting tazed."
   "You're getting tased!" I chuckled a bit and Alex groaned. "You're an idiot."
   "I know." Laf laughed and I smirked. "Start recording." Alex turned on the camera and aimed it on me. I did my whole intro thing and then paused.
   "What?" Laf frowned.
   "Now what do I say?"
   "How about 'never do this at home'." Alex giggled, I smirked and sighed.
   "Yes. Never do this at home ever because Alex will be disappointed." I laughed and Alex grinned. "Yeah. Alex is behind the camera today so...yeah. Let's get tased!" Laf chuckled and jumped.
   "Yeah!"
   "You are way too excited for this." I chuckled, Alex chuckled and Laf turned to the instructor. He gave us a breakdown of what was gonna happen and I bit my lip. "This is the world's worst idea I've ever had."
   "I coulda told you that." Alex giggled, I glared at him and he laughed.
   "I didn't ask you." Alex giggled and I sighed. "Ok, Alex. Who goes first?"
   "Laf."
   "How is that fair?"
   "I don't know you very well. Besides, John can push me out of the leash."
  "Oh, I forgot I can do that."
   "Please don't kick me out." I chuckled and Alex pouted.
   "I'm not gonna kick you out."
   "I'm getting tased and you're worried about kicking out your roommate?"
   "Yeah, I like Alex. He's cool. Oh! Buy his books! They're fucking great! Link's in the description. Go get em'!" Alex giggled a bit and Laf hummed. "Ok! Taser time."
   "So I'm gonna tap you on the side and then I'll do it to John." Laf nodded and I shifted a bit. "So this is just a regular taser. It's not like police grade or anything so you'll be fine."
   "What is your definition of fine?" Laf deadpanned, the instructors laughed and Alex giggled.
   "Ready?"
   "Yeah."
   "So Ben is gonna hold onto you and I'm just gonna taser you on the side for five seconds."
   "Ok." Ben took hold of Laf's arms and the instructor tasered Laf. Laf groaned and Alex glanced at me.
   "How was it, Laf?"
   "Painful." Alex giggled a bit and I huffed.
   "Ready, John?"
   "Sure." Ben took my arms and I felt the taser against my side. He counted down and I felt a sharp pain in my side. I grunted and Alex gave me a worried look. "That hurt like a bitch." I grumbled, Laf snorted and I lifted my shirt a bit to look, seeing a small electrical burn. Alex shifted a bit and I smiled at him. "Mom...don't watch this video." Alex giggled and I sighed. "I'm so getting a phone call when I upload this." I shook my head and Alex laughed a bit.
   "You wanna go, Alex?" The instructor asked, he bit his lip and Laf grinned. Laf started chanting do it and Alex shifted.
   "How about if you do it you don't have to pay your half of the rent this month." I grinned, Alex glared at me and I winked. Alex can't always make rent sometimes so I cover for him. He gets upset about it but it's fine. I can usually tell when he's about to tell me. He gets super stressed and locks himself in his bedroom. He super nervous around me and doesn't know how to ask. Truth is I really, really like him and he's so fucking cute.
   "Fine." He mumbled. "But I don't wanna be in the video."
   "Got it." I smiled, he handed the camera to Laf and huffed. Ben moved toward him and he shuffled away.
   "I want John to hold me." The instructor nodded and showed me how to hold Alex's arms. I was blushing a bit and Alex jumped when the instructor pressed the taser to his side. "N-not that side. I have a preexisting injury." I frowned at him and he shook his head.
   "Ready?" Alex nodded, gripping fistfuls of my t-shirt and biting his lip. "Three, two, one." He tasered Alex and the poor boy yelped, leaning his head on my shoulder.
   "Alex?"
   "Ow." He whimpered, I helped him straighten up and Laf handed him the camera.
   "How was that?"
   "That fucking hurt." I laughed and he smiled. "I'm ok."
   "So now were gonna have you help." He gestured to me and stood next to Laf. "I'm going to taser you until your knees give out and John and Ben will lay you down." Laf chuckled dryly and huffed. Ben and I held Laf up and the instructor tasered him until he collapsed and we laid him down on the ground. He laid there laughing for a moment and Alex gave me a worried look. I bit my lip hard and Laf and Ben held me up. Alex bit his lip harder and huffed. I took a breath and the instructor counted down, tasering me. I groaned and last a little longer than Laf before my knees buckled and they laid me down.
   "John? Are you ok?" Alex asked, standing over me. I rolled over and looked up at him.
   "Ow." He giggled and helped me up.
   "You wanna go?" The instructor asked Alex.
   "No...I could go into cardiac arrest, have a seizure, or collapse a lung. A lot of other stuff." He mumbled, Laf stared and I nodded. I know a little bit about Alex's injuries but he's never had a seizure with me. He told me what to do if he does though. So-...Yeah. I thanked the instructor and Ben and told the camera where they could find them here in New York. I did my outro and Alex turned off the camera. I groaned and huffed.
   "Ok, so this really hurts. Is that a bad thing?"
   "No. You lasted a lot longer than your friend. It shouldn't hurt too much tomorrow. If it gets worse go to a med clinic"
   "Got it." Alex, Laf, and I headed out and I groaned getting in the car.
   "John? Are you ok?"
   "Yeah. Maybe you should drive?" Alex nodded and we switched places. Alex started driving and dropped Laf off at his place. Alex and I headed up to our apartment. "Ok. I am going to lay down." I groaned, Alex helped me lay down on the couch and pulled a blanket over me. I sighed and Alex smiled.
   "I'll make some lunch." Alex hummed, I chuckled and he handed me the tv remote. He disappeared into the kitchen and I turned on the tv. I relaxed and watched tv. Alex brought me a grilled cheese and chips and I made room for him on the couch. "What are we watching?"
   "I was watching YouTube but I can change it."
   "Oh, that's fine. What YouTuber?"
   "Laf. He recommended i should play this game." Alex nodded and leaned against the back of the couch. "Are you sure you don't want me to change it?"
   "No, it's fine. This is fine." He smiled, I nodded and he huffed. "How's the taser thing?"
   "Worst idea I've had in awhile." Alex giggled and I smiled. "Still hurts."
   "You lasted a lot longer than Laf."
   "What can I say? I've had practice." I smiled, Alex frowned and turned to me.
   "Practice?"
   "Oh...um-...Yeah..."
   "What happened?" I shrugged and Alex scooted closer. He looked up at me and I sighed. "My dad was an alcoholic. He used to hit me and my mom but she divorced him a couple years ago." Alex gasped a bit and I shrugged. "What about you?"
   "Hm?"
   "Cardiac arrest?" Alex sighed a bit and bit his lip.
   "A couple years ago there was a hurricane where I lived and I got fucked up pretty bad. The doctors say I'm lucky to be alive...I don't feel lucky." He sniffed a bit and I wrapped my arm around his shoulders. "I'm sorry."
   "It's ok. Don't worry about it." I smiled, Alex soon started to cry and I hugged him tightly. I let him cry on my shoulder and rubbed his back. I ran my other hand through his red curls and pressed my close to me. He calmed down after a bit and I smiled. "Alex, I have to edit and record a Let's Play." Alex whimpered a bit and I smiled. "You can come with me."
   "Please?" I smiled and helped him up.
   "Come on."
   "I'm sorry." He whispered, I smiled and pulled up a chair for him.
   "Don't be sorry. It's ok." I smiled. "I'm gonna edit first. Alright?" Alex nodded and I started editing the taser video.
   "I'm sorry if I messed it up."
   "Nah, you didn't mess it up, darling." I smiled and he shifted.
   "Why did you talk about my books?"
   "It's called a plug. It's advertising your amazing work." Alex looked up at me, a light pink shade complimenting his freckles.
   "You've never read them." I smiled and pulled a box from under the desk. Alex blushed as I showed him the box of all his books.
   "I'm obsessed with them." I mumbled, Alex smiled a bit and sighed.
   "I watch your Let's Plays when I write." I chuckled and Alex giggled quietly.
   "Which ones?" I teased.
   "I don't know. What ever interests me." He shrugged, I smirked and went back to editing. "So... you like my books?"
   "Yeah. They're interesting and well written." Alex blushed and looked down.
   "Thanks." He blushed and I cut out the part of the video that showed him. I sighed as I watched myself get tasered and Alex leaned against me. I blushed and realized he had fallen asleep. I kissed his head and smiled lightly. I sighed and started getting everything ready for recording. I gently laid Alex in my lap and turned on the camera. I whispered as I did my intro and ran my fingers through Alex's hair.
   "I'm whispering because my roommate is asleep and I really don't wanna wake him. So... Let's get into it." I smiled. When I finished I picked Alex up carefully and laid him in his bed. He whined and rolled over a bit. I kissed head before pulling the covers over him and leaving the door open in case. I collapsed in my bed and fell asleep.