Why Have I Done This??? (Lams Oneshots)

Information

I'm literally going to cover absolutely everything so just bare with me.

Please, please, please request.

A/N/F - Hi! I'm from the future to fix this because a lot has changed!!!

Ships -
   This will be a Lams book

Requests -
   You can just comment and credit for the idea will be provided. If you want to remain anonymous please message me and specify you would like to remain spoopy. If I choose your idea, which I will probably get to yours, I will probably message you with questions and minor details. If the idea is not developed (for example 'can they kiss on a bridge') I will not do it. That is a scene not a one shot.

Fluff -
   I write fluff. I will break you with the fluffiness if I must.

Angst -
   I am very good at angst and sadness. I will break you with the sadness lol

Smut -
   I feel like this should be covered. I do not (A/N/F - oh, honey. Yes you do.) write smut. I will do smut. I have and will continue to do so. You can definitely ask for it. You don't have to feel weird.

Supernatural -
   I will do magic, murder, basically anything. Please be creative. Let imagination run wild. Mermaids, ghosts, monsters, vampires. Go for it.

Hybrids -
Fair game. I'm interested in this and if you have a really good idea that fits with mine I'd probably make it into a book. (A/N/F - I did. It's called Owned and it's a mess)

AU -
I will do literally anything just specify your thoughts.

Musical Appearance -
   The way I describe them in their musical appearance is as follows. John - slightly taller then Alex, emerald eyes, curly light brown hair, freckles everywhere, physically fit. Alex - slightly shorter than John, hazel eyes, straight dark brown hair, stick boi, scars over torso most times. If you'd like one to be a little different (height, eye color, body, etc.) again please specify.

Historical Appearance -
   I'm in love with their historical appearances. As follows. John - a head taller than Alex, straight blonde hair, ocean blue eyes, physically fit. Alex - a head shorter than John, curly strawberry blonde hair, freckles everywhere, stick boi, scars over torso most times. Please specify if you would like a slight change.

Nicknames -
   If you'd like something different please specify. I'm open to new nicknames. I'm providing a list of what I've used.
What Alex calls John - John, Johnny, Jackie, Jack, Laurens, Lauri, love, my love, babe, baby, Princess.
What John calls Alex - Alexander, Alex, Lex, Lexi, Hamilton, Hami, love, my love, babe, baby, baby girl, Peaches.

Feminine/Masculine -
   Historically Alex was feminine and I like to play off that so fight me.

Genderbent -
   I will either genderbent both or neither. I will not genderbend one to make it straight. Unless a spell or something is used to temporarily switch one.

Transgender -
   I will do only one being transgender. I can do genderbent trans. If anyone is confused (I read that like three times and my brain is questioning everything) I'll dumb it down. Person A is Girl turned guy loves guy person B. A is guy turned girl loves girl B.

Names -
   John - Johanna
   Alex - Alexandra

Disorders -
   I will do disorders. Just specify which one and try to give a reason. For example - "I thought you thought I was fat so I stopped eating to loose weight." Take your pick.

If I've left something out I'm sorry. Please request. I'd appreciate it a lot. Peace out - Lyn