Why Have I Done This??? (Lams Oneshots)

Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess

A/N - This is the second time I've published something without a header or title plz kill me

Request made by - KoolAidPicklesss

So you didn't really specify if you meant literally the movie or just something funky so I gave you something funky enjoy

John's POV

   Sweat dripped down my face as I ran toward the castle. Every year three soldiers are sent to the castle in the mountains to slay the dragon and save the princess. I was the last chosen. No ever comes back and I'm fine with that. If I die then I won't have to deal with my abusive father anymore.
   I sighed as I pushed open the large oak doors and poked my head in. Fire burned in sconces along the old stone walls and a red carpet lead up to a dusty throne. The room's temperature began to rise and I saw something out of the corner of my eye. I dove out of the way just in time to see a column of flames shoot past me. I huffed and brandished my shield, sheathing my sword. "I don't wanna-UGH!" Another blast of fire came from the side and I barely missed it, getting burned a bit on my left side. I groaned in pain and pulled myself up. I scrambled up and hid behind a pillar as I caught my breath. "Please! I don't wanna fight!" I called. A head splitting roar echoed through the castle, shaking the walls and making the stone under my feet tremble. I peeked out to see a huge, red dragon brandishing teeth and snorting out smoke. "Holy shit." I huffed and stepped out from behind the pillar. I laid down my shield and sword and put my hands up. The dragon paused and leaned in close to me. It stared at my and sniffed me for a moment. Suddenly there was a scream from the tower and the dragon perked up. It roared at me and swatted me away like a cat plays with a toy mouse. I hit the wall hard and fell to the floor with a pained groan. I lifted my head enough to watch the dragon grow smaller until it was just a man running for the stairs. With that I lost consciousness.

Alexander's POV

   "What! What happened!" Laf asked as I pressed myself to the wall.
   "I saw a bug." I huffed, Laf stared and sighed.
   "You scared me." He burned it and I plopped down on my bed, huffing.
   "Sorry. What were you doing downstairs?"
   "The last one came today." He sighed.
   "Oh..." I mumbled, Laf knows I don't really like him killing them but my secret needs to stay safe. "Is he dead?"
   "I don't know." Laf sighed, I got up and smoothed out my skirt. "Where are you going?"
   "To see if he's alive."
   "Alex, he's dangerous!"
   "I'm bored!" I called as I headed into the hall and skipped down the stairs with Laf hot on my heels. I saw the boy slumped against the wall on the floor and I slowly approached him.
   "Alex-"
   "Shut up!" I hissed as the boy stirred. He seemed to be about my age and extremely attractive. He has straight blonde hair that clung to his face and dirt smeared his face. He blinked a couple times and gasped, trying to get to his feet. He groaned in pain and gripped his side. "Please don't-"
   "Princess?" Laf peered over my shoulder and the boy gasped. "Behind you!" He gasped, Laf rolled his eyes and I pushed him off me.
   "Laf? Help me get him upstairs." I grabbed the boy's arm and he hissed. "I'm sorry!" I gasped as Laf pulled him off the ground. We got him upstairs and I bit my lip as I sat him down. He groaned again and Laf coughed up a bit of smoke. "You burned him!" I gasped.
   "What do you want from me!" I glared at him and he huffed. I pulled the first aid kit we kept from under the bed and started tending to the man's wounds. He groaned loudly as I pulled his shirt off and I blushed. They only other person I've ever seen was Laf and he's not as muscular as this one.
   "This is gonna hurt a lot." I sighed, applying alcohol on a cloth. I gently cleaned the wound and the man screamed in agony. Laf had to hold him down and I bit my lip. I noticed some starting to surface and I bit my lip. "Laf, I told you to bury them!" I scolded.
   "Shit! I'm sorry Alex!" He gasped, gathering them and hurrying off to bury them.
   "What?" The man groaned.
   "Nothing?"
   "Princess, I-" He lost consciousness and I bandaged him up, laying him on the bed.
   "Does he think I'm a girl?" I asked out loud.
  "I think they all do." Laf hummed, I sighed and sat next to the man.
   "Interesting."
   "Could be worse." I chuckled dryly and stood up.
   "I have to clean up." I sighed.
   "I'll go into town and get some supplies." I nodded and Laf left the room.