Corruption At Its Finest

>Death Guarenteed<

-Zaks POV-

->>_Wednesday, 6:11am_<<-

My eyes fluttered open and I yawned seeing only the bright light of the sun beaming in my eyes.

Dave - "Good morning sleepy head."

I glanced at Dave who was driving. How long had I been asleep for?

I quickly glanced behind me seeing Jacob asleep leaning on a sleeping Georges shoulder. I chuckled at the sight.

Dave - "We're almost in B.C. Also, before George switched with me, you fell asleep. So you've been asleep for about three hours."

Zak - "I guess I needed the rest."

Dave - "You sure did."

Zak - "Where in B.C. are we headed?"

Dave - "I'm not too sure. I want to stay near the ocean though. I feel like we should take a boat soon."

Zak - "I like that idea."

I smiled. I hated being on the run all the time, but since we are, we might as well do as much traveling as possible before Clay catches up... Clay... Haven't seen him in a while... Maybe he stopped chasing us... No... He wouldn't just stop... Right?

Dave - "Look! We just got into Canada! WOOOO!"

Dave yelled trying to lighten up the mood. He woke George up but not Jacob.

George - "Dude, shut up. I was sleeping."

Dave - "We're in Candad! Wake up your boyfriend there so we can celebrate!"

He did this when we got to England. This shouldn't be surprising.

George - "Boy-...?"

He glanced at Jacob who was leaning on his shoulder.

George - "Yeah, sure, "Boyfriend." Can you actually stop teasing us for once? It gets annoying."

Dave always teases George. George teases Jacob. Jacob teases everybody. I usually don't tease anyone, but sometimes I do.

Dave - "Come on. Have some fun for once!"

I facepalmed. Why does he have to be like this... Maybe it's because he's Dave... Yeah that's why. Just regular old Dave.

I yawned, still tired.

Dave - "You guys should go back to sleep, you both seem tired."

George - "You haven't sleep in over 24 hours!"

Dave - "So?"

George - "Let me drive. Seriously, you need to rest."

Dave - "I will once we get too a hotel, now go back to sleep you guys... Please?"

Zak & George - "Fine."

I rolled my eyes at him then got comfy in my seat. Before I knew it, I fell asleep.

->>_Wednesday, 10:32am_<<-

I woke up to... Singing?

Dave & Jacob - "TAKE ONE DOWN! PASS IT AROUND! 197 BOXES OF THIN CRUST PIZZA! 197 BOXES OF THIN CRUST PIZZA! 197 OF THINNNNN~~~~ TAKE ONE DOWN PASS IT AROUND 196 BOXES OF THIN CRUST PIZZA!-"

They continued to sing this. How were these memes not dead yet? I mean it's been a year! I guess as long as we're around they won't leave us.

I groaned and covered my ears with my hands. So annoying...