Corruption At Its Finest

>Treehouse<

-Georges POV-

->>Friday, 9:09pm<<-

George - "You sure you know where you're going Dave?"

Dave - "Yeah, it should be right around here."

I couldn't see anything at all and I don't think Dave could either since Mega said he was going to go find it without us. Dave was clueless and had walked into two trees in the past ten minutes. I think we're in a forest due to the crunchy sticks everywhere on the ground.

I heard footsteps behind me so I quickly turned around.

Mega - "I found it."

Dave - "Nerd."

Mega - "What? Want me to hold your precious hand through the dark and scary forest?"

I laughed.

Dave - "Fuck off man."

Mega - "Somebody is grumpy. Whatever, follow my voice, I found it."

Dave - "How am I supposed to follow the voice of a mute?"

Mega - "Fine, you guys can find your own way there."

George - "What did I do?"

Mega - "Be his friend. See ya when you figure out where it is."

I could hear Mega walking away, I tried following his footsteps but then I lost them. My brain wasn't working at all right now.

Dave - "George, you still here?"

George - "Yeah. What, are you scared of the dark or something?"

Dave - "Fuck off nerd."

George - "It's your fault we're lost. If you hadn't angered Mega-"

Dave - "HE WAS BEING A ASS HOLE, AND YOU ENCOURAGED IT!"

George - "At least I didn't get roasted by a fifteen year old."

Dave - "NEEEERRRD."

Nerd is his only insult. It gets boring after a while.

George - "You must be super dumb, that's why you call everybody a nerd."

Dave - "NERDS ARE STUPID YOU STUPID NERD!"

We sat there in silence until I heard him yell in anger at how stupid the thing he said was.

George - "I guess you're dumber than I am since you keep calling me a nerd."

Dave - "I..."

George - "That's what I thought."

->>Friday, 9:16pm<<-

Dave - "YOU WALKED INTO MORE TREES THAN I HAVE!"

George - "NO! YOU WALKED INTO THREE! I ONLY WALKED INTO TWO!"

Mega - "You guys done yet?"

Dave - "AHH!"

I laughed so hard I fell to the ground.

Mega - "Maybe Dave really does need me to hold his hand through the darkness because he's too much of a pussy to figure it out himself."

Once I finished having my laughing fit I spoke up.

George - "Mega, how far is the tree house from here?"

Mega - "Less than a two minute walk."

George - "Alright, let's go and leave Dave behind."

I heard Dave growel in annoyance.