Star Wars Texts

echo's new word

Echo:  hehhehehhe

Fives:  ...

Echo:  heheheheHAHAHAHAHA

Fives:  bro?

Echo:  HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

Fives:  ECHO WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU

Echo:  I just learned a new word today

Fives:  so????

Echo:  it's the funniest and most amazing word ever.  No other word can even come close

Jesse:  it's just a word, bro

Kix:  what is it?

Echo:  the word is..............................................

Fives *about to rip his hair out*:  WHATS THE WORD

Echo:  the word is 'defenestrate'

Rex:  what the hell does that mean

Echo:  it means to throw someone out the window

Hardcase:  I didn't know there was a word for my hobby

Dogma:  defenestrating people is your hobby?

Tup:  he does it to me all the time

Fives:  why the kriff would there be a word solely dedicated to the action of throwing someone out the window

Echo:  why not

Fives:  because it's-  ah I don't know

Jesse:  a waste of letters?

Kix:  I mean, it would be easier to write in my medical reports that someone was defenestrated instead of writing out that they were thrown out of a window

Rex:  um, Kix?  How often do people get thrown out of windows??

Kix:  as often as Hardcase gets bored

Tup: where do you think I got this bump on my head from?

Rex: you have a bump on your head-

Rex: alright, hardcase, stop throwing people out of windows or I'll cancel your tattoo catalog subscriptions

Hardcase: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jesse: you have tattoo magazines and you never shared them????

Jesse: brother, why (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

Dogma: I wanna see your tattoo catalogs too!!

Rex: ಠ_ಠ

Echo: you guys and your massive face tattoos freak me out

Hardcase: oh echo, you haven't even seen half the tattoos I have

Echo: O_O

Kix: yeah, hardcase has tattoos in some, interesting places...

Rex:  you know, I really didn't need to know that

Fives:  cap, why don't you get a tattoo?

Rex:  I don't want one

Jesse:  oh come onnnn, sure you do

Rex:  I said I don't want one

Dogma:  but then you'll be the only one of us who doesn't have a tattoo :(

Echo:  umm, hi

Dogma:  oh yeah.  Echo you should get one too

Tup:  you can get a tiny one like mine!

Kix:  can you guys leave them alone

Jesse:  come on, Rex, it's no big deal.  If you change your mind about the tattoo, you could always just get it removed

Hardcase:  I have a top notch laser removal procedure

Kix:  he means his blaster lasers

Rex:  in that case, I'd rather that Hardcase defenestrates me instead of giving me laser tattoo removal

Hardcase:  oh that can be arranged

*Hardcase pick up rex*

Rex:  wait what?!!  Hardcase, put me down!!

Hardcase:  now where is the nearest window

Rex:  HARDCASE

Hardcase:  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tup:  Hey Hardcase!  You're tattoo magazine for this month just came in the mail!

*Hardcase drops rex*

Rex:  OW

Tup:  better go get the magazine before the 212th boys steals it

Hardcase:  MINE

*hardcase runs away*

Rex:  ugh, my head

Fives:  hey, at least Hardcase didn't throw you out of the window

Echo:  you mean defenestrated

Fives:  ugh whatever, man

Dogma:  at least Tup got Hardcase to let of Rex

Tup:  yeah, I didn't want him to deal with Hardcase throwing him out of the window like he does to me

Rex:  thanks tup.  That was quick thinking and good work

Tup:  thank you, sir

Rex:  you are being promoted to arc trooper

Tup:  YEAAAAAHHHHH 😎

Jesse:  WHAT

Jesse:  REX!  You're gonna make the entire battalion an arc trooper before you make me one

Rex:  have you saved me from getting thrown out of a window?

Jesse:  ... no

Rex:  then hush it, prissy

Jesse:  my names Jesse

Rex:  whatever

Tup:  ARC TROOPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!