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the rad batch

Cody:  hey rex, did you know that clone force 99 is also a rock band?

Rex:  uhh no

Cody:  they call themselves the Rad Batch!  And they're gonna do a live performance.  Pretty cool, isn't it?

Rex:  I guess that's cool.  The boys could use some stress relieving and have a good time

Anakin:  ahh my first concert!  I'm pretty excited

Obi wan:  this is your first?  You really should get out more, Anakin

Ahsoka:  shut up!  They're gonna start!

Hunter:  are you ready to ROCKKK!!!!!!

Clones:  YEAAAAAHH

Wrecker:  *heavy metal screams*

Hunter:  right here on bass guitar we got crosshair!!!!!!

Clones:  WOOOOOOOOOH

Hunter:  on lead guitar is tech!!!!!!!!!!

Clones:  AAAAAHHHHHHHH

Hunter:  on drums is WRECKERRRRR

Clones:  *losing their minds*

Hunter:  LETS DO THISSSS

*show starts*

Anakin:  wow this concert is pretty insane

Rex:  it's a bit too much for my taste

Cody:  THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER SINCE PRE SLICED ORANGES

Obi wan:  I'm pretty sure oranges were always pre sliced

Cody:  EXACTLY

Wolffe:  where is that smoke coming from?

Ahsoka:  they have smoke machines

Fives:  and laser lights

Jesse:  which they stole from me

Waxer:  why do you have laser lights?

Jesse:  I place them in the barracks and turn them on every time I walk in.  It gives me an epic, dramatic entrance

Echo:  its not so epic when the lights hit directly in my eye

Tup:  yeah, I was sure I went blind the first time Jesse did that

Hunter:  *singing* WE'LL FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE, JUST DON'T PICK OUR DESTINY CAUSE, YOU DON'T KNOW US, YOU DON'T BELONG

Rex:  that song sure does describe them pretty well

Cody:  this song slaps, guys!

Wolffe:  huh, I always wondered why they blasted that song all the time

Jesse:  how would you know that, wolffe?

Wolffe:  the bad batch got the room next to us in the barracks.  They are very loud.  Always having band rehearsals in the middle of the night

Sinker:  ugh, I can never get any sleep because of them!

Comet:  well, there was that night when it was a full moon and we had howling contests

Wolffe:  that is also true

Hunter:  *singing* WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT, NO WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT

Ahsoka:  *punching the air* this song rocks!!

Anakin:  you said it, snips!  Best first concert ever!!

Obi wan:  I think I'm going to be deaf by the end of today