Star Wars Texts

have a snickers

Anakin:  I CANT BELIEVE YOU CHEATED

Padme:  ani i said I'm sorry!

Obi wan:  Anakin calm down

Anakin:  NOOOO

Anakin:  I TRUSTED YOU AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME?!!

Obi wan:  Anakin, just take a deep breath

Ahsoka:  guys the toilet exploded again.  What's Anakin mad about this time?

Obi wan:  he's mad that padme cheated

Ahsoka:  oh well, uhhh... that'll make him mad

Padme:  it's not what you think, Ahsoka.  Trust me

Obi wan:  Anakin, I'm going to have to take away your waffles if you keep behaving like this

Anakin:  you will try!

Obi wan:  Anakin please just shut up

Anakin: I HATE YOUU

Ahsoka:  I'm gonna get Rex

Obi wan:  why?

Ahsoka:  he has my emergency Anakin calming stuff

Obi wan:  which is?

Ahsoka:  you'll see

Padme:  please hurry

*a few moments later*

Ahsoka:  okay we're here

Rex:  where's the general

Anakin:  AGAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Rex:  found him

Obi wan:  Ahsoka I hope you know what you're doing

Ahsoka:  don't worry

Rex:  hey general.  You're not you when you're hungry

Rex:  here, have a snickers

Anakin:  oh thank you rex

Anakin:  so what's happening

Obi wan:  you just went nuts because padme cheated

Anakin:  oh yeah

Anakin:  but padme whyyyy.  How could you do this to me  :,(

Padme:  Anakin please, it's just monopoly

Obi wan:  I tried to tell you, she's a politician

Padme:  I'm sorry ani, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings

Anakin:  it's okay padme, I forgive you

Rex:  look, this is nice and all, but why is there water all over the floor

Rex:  it's leaking from the restroom... you know what, I don't want to know

Ahsoka:  relax, Rex

Ahsoka:  when Anakin gets scared, the force reacts to his emotions and... well... his reactions are explosive

Obi wan:  he exploded the toilet

Rex:  oh

Rex:  man, Jedis are weird

Padme:  tell me about it

Anakin:  wait a second Ahsoka, I don't get scared!

Ahsoka:  I literally have a video of you screaming when I popped a helium balloon in front of your face

Anakin:  my ears are still ringing from that

Obi wan:  oh and remember the time Anakin screeched when I stuffed his pillow with sand?

Rex:  let's not remind him of that one...

Ahsoka:  good times

Anakin:  you still owe me for that one obi wan.  I need a new pillow

Obi wan:  fine, here you go

Anakin:  thanks

Anakin:  wait a second

Anakin:  THIS IS MONOPOLY MONEY