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Rex's bleach

Fives:  yo Rex, it's like 100 degrees, why don't you take off your helmet

Rex:  I'm being professional, now shut up

Anakin:  um Rex, it's fine.  You can take your helmet off

Rex:  nah I'm good

Ahsoka:  ???

Kix:  Rex, you're gonna get a heat stroke.  TAKE THAT THING OFF OR I WILL

Rex:  YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST

Kix:  don't tempt me

*cody tips off Rex's helmet*

Everyone:  *gasps*

Echo:  Rex...  YOUR HAIR IS BLACK

Rex:  I know  -_-

Anakin:  but why?

Rex:  because I forgot to stock up on my hair bleach and I didn't know we were going to be gone on a mission for an entire MONTH

Ahsoka:  rip Rex's hair

Boost:  sinker, I TOLD you not to take ALL of his bleach

Rex:  YOU WHAT

Sinker:  hey!  We need the bleach too!

Rex:  THEN GET YOUR OWN DAMN BLEACH

Boost:  but we ran out!  I also ran out of red dye...

Cody:  shouldn't you guys be more worried about having enough ammo instead of bleach and dye

Rex, Boost, Sinker:  NO

Anakin:  gotta keep that hair looking fresh

Rex:  exactly.  Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go into that town to find a hair salon

Obi wan:  uh Rex?  You know that town is still under separatist control, right?

Rex:  I'm not going into battle until I get my hair fixed

Fives:  do you guys think Rex just puts the bleach on his head, or does he sit around with foils in his hair?

Echo:  I don't think his hair is long enough for foils

*sinker and boost go sneaking after rex*

Wolffe:  hey!  You guys are NOT going into that Seppie town

Sinker:  but Wolffeeee

Comet:  why didn't you guys bring any of your stupid hair stuff before the mission

Boost:  because fox is being annoying

Wolffe:  Fox???

Sinker:  yeah, he usually supplies us with our bleach and dye on a monthly basis, but he's kinda pissed off at us right now

Cody:  what did you guys do?

Boost:  we told Fox he should try it out himself but he didn't listen.  So sinker and I stunned him and then bleached and dyed his hair red