This episode of Star Wars Texts is brought to you by @AhsokaKatrinaTano . Thanks for the inspiration! (Yeah I know these aren't really texts but I don't know what else to call this book)
Anakin: obi wan, you never told us what you would name your kid
Obi wan: well I can't have a kid, it's against the code
Anakin: oh come on. You know you want to break it anyways
Obi wan: I have to follow the rules
Anakin: sure you will
Obi wan: fine
Cody: but sir, the code
Obi wan: the code is more what you would consider guidelines than actual rules
Anakin: exactly!
Anakin: so what's the kids name gonna be
Obi wan: korkie
Ahsoka: hey I know someone named korkie
Cody: who?
Ahsoka: satine's nephew!
Obi wan: ha. Ha. What a coincidence
Anakin: ooh. Obi wan did the dirty didn't he
Obi wan: ... no
Cody: umm anyways.
Rex: yeah anyways
Anakin: ahsoka! What would you name your kids?
Ahsoka: I already have kids :)
Anakin: Um what
Rex: ...
Ahsoka: yeah guys. Look at my babies
*ignites lightsabers*
Ahsoka: everyone meet Des and Troy. When you put them together, they destroy ;)
Rex: wow
Anakin: did you seriously name your lightsabers?
Ahsoka: uh yeah
Hardcase: I mean, I named my blaster Ket
Anakin: wow, I wonder what that's short for
Hardcase: ketchup!
Anakin *rolling his eyes*: I knew it
Wolffe: there's only room for one eye rolling king in this army
Sinker: wolffe, why do you have to make everything a competition
Wolffe: I can't help it
Boost: one day I'm gonna have two kids!
Wolffe: oh yeah? Well I'm gonna have three!
*sinker rolls his eyes*
Wolffe: me and my cubs are gonna be the best 😎
Plo: I'm gonna have grandchildren!
Anakin: what would you name them, wolffe?
Wolffe: hmmmm
Cody: it's gonna be wolf like, I'm calling it now
Wolffe: howler, growler, and prowler
Cody: I knew it
Obi wan: what would you name your kids, Plo?
Plo: all clones are my children
Plo: and little Soka
Ahsoka: YEAH
Comet *bursting through the door*: get out of the way people! A father is coming through!
Wolffe: is that a puppy?
Comet: yeah! I found her on the streets of Coruscant looking for scraps. I decided to take her and name her Stars!
Fives: I can't believe I lost that fight
Comet: don't mess with a wolf
Rex: umm, a clone having a pet dog. Is that legal?
Comet: I will make it legal
Fives: I wanted to name my kid Stars!
Echo: hey it's okay. You can still name your kids six, seven, and eight. They can have play dates with wolffe's kids howler, growler, and prowler
Fives: I'd never let his kids come anywhere near mine. Those tiny wolves would eat my children alive
Wolffe: I'm already so proud
Cody: Rex you never told us what you'd name your kids!
Jesse: he's probably gonna name them after a dinosaur
Rex: yeah no
Jesse: how about velociraptor
Rex: no
Jesse: brachiosaurus
Rex: no
Jesse: spinosaurus
Rex: no
Jesse: how about crocodile
Kix: lol, that kids nickname would be crocs
Ahsoka: WHAT ARE THOSEEE
Hardcase: they are my CROCS
Rex: I'm not naming my kid after a vine
Rex: crocodiles aren't even dinosaurs
Jesse: yeah but they were alive in the time of dinosaurs. So they're basically dinosaurs
Dogma: not really but okay
Tup: sharks were around too
Anakin: if anyone suggests naming a kid sharknado, I'm gonna lose it
Jesse: sha-
*anakin tackles jesse*
Obi wan: you were kind of asking for it when you brought up the name, Anakin
Rex: He hasn't had a fight with anyone recently. He was just looking for an excuse
Ahsoka: Anakin literally can't even go two days without force choking somebody
CommanderWolffe3636 came up with Wolffe's kids names, so thanks for the idea!
And guys... writing these chapters have low key made want to name my future kid, Stars. It'd be such a pretty name :)
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