Star Wars Texts

madlibs

Ahsoka:  guys!  I found a game we can all play called madlibs! 

Anakin:  holy crap all these pages look so good

Obi wan:  which one should we do

Anakin:  let's do the one that says Jedi Master Yoda

Rex:  sweet

Ahsoka:  okay we need a noun!

Anakin:  lightsaber

Ahsoka:  that's so stupid, pick another one

Anakin:  youngling

Ahsoka:  well.  it's a noun

Ahsoka:  anyone have a large number?

Palpatine:  66

Mace:  who invited the chancellor?

Obi wan:  certainly not me

Palpatine:  hehehehehehe

Ahsoka:  okay that was weird.  I need a noun

Cody:  Loth cat

Rex:  why did you pick that

Cody:  because they're so cute and adorable

Waxer:  nah, it's because he saw one of them attack wolffe's face and it was hilarious

Cody:  THE CAT JUST POUNCED AND AHAHAHAHHAA

Plo:  so that's how he lost his eye

Mace:  haha, sucks to suck

Ahsoka:  anybody have an adjective

Kit:  gnarly

Ahsoka:  okay I need a color

Mace:  purple, duh

Fives:  Aw man I wanted to pick rainbow

Ahsoka:  you can pick the next word, fives

Ahsoka:  adjective

Fives:  hmmmmm

Fives:  sexy ;)  just like me

Echo:  in your dreams

Ahsoka:  a verb ending in -ing

Hardcase:  BLASTING

Rex:  that is so you, hardcase

Obi wan:  can I pick the next word?

Ahsoka:  sure.  Adjective

Obi wan:  sandy

Anakin:  obi wan, whyyyyYyyyy

Obi wan:  because it's hilarious

Mace:  why does your old padawan whine so much

Obi wan:  not sure, but that's how we found him.  Whining about everything

Anakin:  hey!

Ahsoka:  I need another noun people

Plo:  spaghetti

Aayla:  that was random

Plo:  sorry, that was the first thing I thought of.  I just had it for breakfast

Anakin:  who eats spaghetti for breakfast?

Plo:  I was really hungry this morning

Aayla:  fair enough

Ahsoka:  adjective please

Aayla:  explosive

Ahsoka:  nice

Ahsoka:  I need a place

Rex:  starbucks

Rex:  by the way, did you guys see the new starbucks they opened up near the Jedi temple?  It's pretty neat

Obi wan:  it's about damn time.  I need my starbucks every morning

Mace:  so that's where all the Jedi funding goes

Obi wan:  hushhhhh

Ahsoka:  verb

Echo:  break dance

Jesse:  that's not a verb

Echo:  yes it is!

Jesse:  that's a noun!

Echo:  how is it a noun you bantha butt!

*clones gasp*

*jesse cries*

Jesse:  you called me a bantha butt

Echo:  ahh I'm sorry Jesse, I didn't mean it

Kix:  well this game of madlibs just got interesting

Tup:  you can't have a game of madlibs without a fight

Anakin:  tell me about it.  I got my popcorn and my 3D glasses ON

Ahsoka:  guys don't be mean.  Now I need two more nouns

Kix:  3D glasses

Tup:  seriously?

Kix:  I'm not feeling very original today

Ahsoka:  two more verbs

Wolffe:  eat

Plo:  cheese grating

Obi wan:  wow you guys sound hungry

Wolffe:  the wolf pack is always hungry

Ahsoka:  last one!  Adjective

Obi wan:  bald

Mace:  ...

Fives:  why does general kenobi get to pick all the words

Obi wan:  cause im the fastest thinker

Rex:  he's had too much coffee

Ahsoka:  alright guys I have the story about Jedi Master Yoda.  Here we go!

Ahsoka:  Yoda is a Jedi youngling who trained for 66 years about how to use the loth cat.  He is known for his gnarly size, purple skin, and sexy way of words.  In the movie Star Wars: A Sandy Hope, Luke Skywalker blasts Yoda after break dancing on a explosive planet called Starbucks.  Yoda trains Luke to become a Jedi spaghetti.  Yoda remains a 3D glasses to Luke, cheese grating him to use the force to eat Bald Vader against the Empire.

Anakin:  I have a question

Anakin:  actually, I have a lot of questions

Anakin:  who the hell is luke skywalker

Kit:  not sure if I'm the only one, but I wouldn't exactly describe Yoda's speech as sexy

Anakin:  ew, neither would I

Obi wan:  I'm down to visit a planet called starbucks

Cody:  but sir, it's explosive

Echo:  just like hardcase

Mace:  I wonder who Bald Vader is

Anakin:  don't know don't care

Ahsoka:  well that was... interesting

Btw guys, I didn't cheat when I did the madlibs, I wrote down the words and then plugged them in lol.  I did write the convo a little out of order but whatever.
Do you guys want more madlibs?