Star Wars Texts

anakins feelings

Anakin:  guys.  I'm not who you think I am

Windu:  a SITH lord??

Anakin:  ...

Anakin:  no.  That is definitely not what I was going to say

Aayla:  mace, were you waiting to call him that?

Windu:  I don't know it just came out

Obi wan:  what are you trying to tell us, anakin

Ahsoka:  his real name is bananakin flytrapper

Anakin:  it is NOT

Anakin:  I do like bananas though

Ahsoka:  that's what I thought, bananakin

Anakin:  stop calling me that!!

Fisto:  you better not be a separatist if that's what you're trying to say

Anakin:  can you guys please stop jumping to conclusions for like five minutes

Aayla:  then stop with the suspense and spill the beans already

Anakin:  I am...

Anakin:  inevitable

Aayla:  that was really anticlimactic

Obi wan:  agreed

Ahsoka:  I know,  I thought he was secretly a stripper or something

Fisto:  turns out that anakin just wanted to say a thanos meme

Windu:  did you guys seriously do the marvel movie marathon without me

Anakin:  yeah, but you said you hated marvel movies

Windu:  I do, but I still wanted to be invited. 

Aayla:  you would have complained the whole time

Windu:  oh I wouldn't show up.  I just wanted to be invited

Fisto:  makes sense

Plo koon:  that's what I did

Windu:  wait, you were invited?

Plo koon: yeah, but they were watching avengers. I wanted to watch guardians of the galaxy

Ahsoka: I have to agree with master koon, the guardians movies are better

Anakin: you always agree with master koon

Ahsoka: nah, I just like guardians more cause they're in space

Anakin: good point, but remember you're my padawan so I have to be your favorite Jedi

Ahsoka: I guess that was inevitable

Anakin: YES. exactly!

Obi wan: anakin, you can't just tell ahsoka that you have to be her favorite Jedi

Anakin: :(

Anakin: I just want ahsoka to be proud of me

Fisto: anakin, you don't have to be insecure just because ahsoka agreed with master koon about something

Ahsoka: of course I'm proud of you anakin, but I am confused. I thought the padawan had to make the master proud

Obi wan: life works in interesting ways, ahsoka. A time will come when you understand how anakin feels

Aayla: I think anakin is just jealous that master koon taught ahsoka a cool lightsaber trick he never even thought of

Anakin: all of you are wrong!! I'm not insecure or jealous

Obi wan: totally

Ahsoka: master, just lay off the dead memes and we'll be fine

Anakin: thanos memes are not dead! And don't think I forgot about all the times you told R2 to play despacito

Fisto: those were some dark days