Star Wars Texts

musical chairs

Obi wan:  guys can we do something?  I'm bored

Anakin:  no.  We need to finish the battle strategy for tomorrow

Obi wan:  you've been at it for three hours already.  Surely, you must be ready by now

Rex:  I agree sir, we know what to do

Ahsoka:  lighten up, master

Anakin:  fine.  What do you guys want to do

Rex:  well, we have Echo DJ'ing in the corner and we have a bunch of chairs

Obi wan:  let's play musical chairs!  I'm an all star at this game

Ahsoka:  I wouldn't be too sure about that, obi wan.  I am a legend among the padawans

Rex:  I guess there's only one way to settle this

Rex:  let's get the chairs ready!

Anakin:  is everybody ready?

Rex:  yes sir

Anakin:  hit it Echo!

*dancing queen starts playing*

Anakin: ahh yes, my favorite song

*anakin dancing as he goes around the chairs*

Obi wan:  Anakin, you are no dancing queen.  And you're not 17

Ahsoka:  yeah, more like 50 year old dancing bean

*music stops*

Kix:  AAAAHGHHAGAHAAHH

Rex:  kix, are you okay?

Kix:  HARDCASE BROKE MY ANKLE

Hardcase:  sorry buddy, but you gotta do what you gotta do to win

Dogma:  last I checked, you're not supposed to push people out of their chair and step on their foot in the process

Obi wan:  well it seems that kix won't be able to continue playing anyways.  Take out a chair!

Echo:  get ready guys

*All Star starts playing*

Fives:  general kenobi, are you using the force

Obi wan:  of course not fives, don't be ridiculous

Fives:  oh.  It's just that every chair I pass seems to shift in backwards towards you, sir

Ahsoka:  so that's why obi wan is a musical chairs champion

Obi wan:  this is nonsense, I never cheat

*music stops*

Fives:  HOLY PIZZARONI

Obi wan:  I guess I win this round

Fives:  I was literally about to sit until the chair floated away from me!

Obi wan:  oh how unfortunate.  You should get your eyes checked, fives