Leia: hey Luke, did you ask mom what's for dinner
Luke: chicken
Leia: ugh, AGAIN
Luke: yeah :(
Leia: I'm not eating cHicKeN
Leia: we already had that YESTERDAY
Luke: what're we supposed to do about it?
Leia: convince dad to get us something else, duh
Luke: okay!
Leia: DAAAAAAAAAD
Anakin: yes, leia?
Leia: do we HAVE to eat chicken for dinner. I wanna eat something else 🥺🥺
Anakin: aww, I'm sure we can figure something out
Anakin: plus I've got fried Tusken raider in the trunk!
Luke: O_O
Anakin: kidding! I'll call Padme
Anakin: hey, padme? The kids don't wanna eat chicken
Padme: what's wrong with chicken
Anakin: well, we did have it yesterday
Padme: I would make something else, but you were too lazy to do the groceries so now all I have is chicken
Anakin: ...
Anakin: I'll go do those groceries
Luke: oh no
Luke: dad, do you think we could do this grocery trip without the 501st? It's usually a disaster
Anakin: nonsense! I'm calling them right now!
Leia: YEAAHHH UNCLE REX
*at the space grocery store*
Anakin *pushing cart with leia and luke sitting on it*: let me know if you guys see something you like
Luke: can we get chicken nuggets! You know, those zillo beast shaped ones
Leia: ... we came here... so we wouldn't have to each chicken!!!
Luke: yeah but... chicken nuggets ✨
Leia: that's a very good point. Dad, we want the zillo beast chicken nuggets!
Anakin: anything for you kids
*Anakin sees the metal arm section*
Anakin: they have metal arms on sale!! *ditches shopping cart*
Luke: dad just abandoned us
Leia: well, good thing the 501st are here
Leia: UNCLE REX
Rex *runs over*: what are you two doing by yourself
Luke: dad is checking out the metal arms
Kix: since when did they start selling metal arms in grocery stores
Hardcase: since last week. I bought one!
Tup: why would you buy a metal arm? You already have two real ones
Hardcase: hey, you never know if you might lose one
Dogma: that's actually not the worst idea
Fives: yeah, or you could buy TWO metal arms and make a grievous costume
Rex: why would you want to look like grievous
Echo: you can go to a Star Wars gift shop to buy a lightsaber and be like tHiS wiLl mAkE a fInE aDdiTiOn tO mY cOlLectIoN
Jesse: hold up, gonna go buy two metal arms now
Luke: oooh can I have one too!
Jesse: sure! Like Hardcase said, you'll never know if you need one
Luke: cool!
Leia: just use common sense and you WONT end up needing one
Rex: I agree with leia here. She's got more brains than all of you combined
*at the checkout*
*Anakin with 30 metal arms*
Rex: sir, are you sure you need that many spare arms?
Anakin: it's always good to be prepared, Rex
Fives: that would be the first time you prepared for anything
Anakin: what
Fives: nothing! I said there is a first for everything
*Hardcase throwing every gum package and candy bar into the checkout slidey thingy*
Tup: you better be sharing that
Hardcase: Uh yeah, yeah totally
*back at home*
Anakin: I went grocery shopping!
Padme: chicken nuggets and 30 metal arms. Yes, a successful trip indeed
Luke and leia: CHICKEN NUGGETS
*at the barracks*
Hardcase *eats all the candy bars*: now no one can eat my candies! HAHAHAHA
Echo: oh no
Dogma: what happened
Echo: Hardcase is about to start his sugar high
Tup: and it's 10:00 pm
Rex: force help us
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