Star Wars Texts

sleepover

Anakin: it's sleepover time!!!

Rex: what do you even do at a sleepover?

Fives: everything but sleep

Obi wan: true

Cody: dammit, I actually wanted to get some sleep tonight

Anakin: well that's not happening

Cody: waxer, what're you doing with that watermelon?

Waxer: I have a theory that you can crack open a watermelon the same way you can crack an egg

Obi wan: mm pretty sure you can't

*waxer throws a watermelon at boil's head*

*watermelon explodes*

Rex: looks like boil is out for the night

Cody: lucky him

Waxer: well, the watermelon definitely did not crack like an egg, but I liked the explosion

Wolffe: hey, do you guys want to hear a scary story?

Anakin: yes!! Wolffe knows how to have a good sleepover

Plo: I know, I have the best clone commander ever, don't I?

Obi wan: oh I don't think so

Fives: STAAHP I wanna here the scary story

Echo: I wanna hear the scary story too!

Jesse: you better not be crying by the end of it

Echo: I don't cry

Jesse: then what would you call the time you had tears falling out of your eyes when fives ate the reg manual

Echo: the reg manual didn't deserve that!!

Echo: I mean, uh, my eyes were sweating

Fives: that reg manual was delicious

Echo: fives, how could you?

Anakin: ANYWHO. Let wolffe tell the story

Wolffe: this is a story I heard from the Tusken raiders. They call it the legend of bananakin

Obi wan: who's that?

Wolffe: it is unknown, but he is feared in all of tatooine by Tuskens and Jawas alike

Anakin: uhh maybe we you should skip this story, wolffe

Wolffe: it is not a story the Jedi would tell you

Plo: oooh, tell me more

Wolffe: so apparently this dude just showed up in a Tusken camp screaming that he hates everything, especially sand

Wolffe: then he started killing everyone. But this is where it gets insane. This is the part that has stricken fear in the hearts of all those who come to hear this tale

Fives: keep going!!

Wolffe: bananakin didn't just kill the men... but the women in children too

Echo: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Echo: guys I'm scared

Jesse: ugh I knew this was going to happen

Cody: great, now I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight at all

Obi wan: I agree, that story was pretty terrifying

Anakin: *nervous laughter* come on guys let's move on from this subject

Echo: guys, bananakin isn't going to come kill us in our sleep is he? *hides under blanket*

Fives: don't worry buddy, I'll take care of ya

Plo: lmao, imagine that this bananakin was actually with us in this room and we had no idea

Anakin: yeah... wild

Kit:  wassup my dudes, mind if I crash this sleepover?

Obi wan:  umm, watcha got there

*kit with a hooded vos*

Kit:  uhh, a smoothie

Waxer:  ooh, what kind?

Kit:  meiloorun

Obi wan:  kit, why did you bring VOS to the sleepover?

Kit:  well he kinda bribed me into bringing him, so here he is!

Vos:  Kenobi!!! How've you been, buddy?

Obi wan:  don't call me buddy, especially after that snack raid incident.  Yoda had me cleaning toilets in the Jedi temple for a month

Anakin:  ooh that's rough.  I don't think I've ever been punished that hard before

Rex:  what about that time you had to teach younglings for a week

Anakin:  oh yeah, I take that back

Anakin:  obi wan, you should consider yourself lucky that you only had to clean toilets

Obi wan:  oh yay, lucky me

Vos:  ah Kenobi, as sassy as ever

Boil:  *wakes up*  yo, I just had the wackiest dream ever

Waxer:  do tell

Boil:  I had a dream that a watermelon was kissing me

Cody:  boil, what the hell

Boil:  and then waxer saw and he started crying and saying how the watermelon had cheated on him

Waxer:  I don't know where you get these dreams from, boil.  I can't remember dating a fruit

Boil:  that's not all.  Cody saw the incident and got really mad at the watermelon for cheating on waxer so he took out his blaster and shot it.

Boil:  it was a pretty cool explosion

Waxer:  awww.  hey Cody, would you shoot a watermelon for me?

Cody:  I would shoot a watermelon for target practice

Obi wan:  hey I think there's a watermelon on Vos's face

Cody:  where?!

Vos:  heyyyy

Anakin:  come on guys, we don't need a murder at our sleepover

*the roof thuds*

Plo:  what was that?

Rex:  I don't know, but it doesn't sound good

Wolffe:  bananakin has returned

Echo:  NOOOO IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE

*the stairs creak*

*a person with a deep v-neck appears*

Maul:  KENOBAAAAAAAEEEE

Obi wan:  oh it's you

Maul:  why didn't you invite me to the sleepover?  I'm pretty offended, you know?

Obi wan:  I mean, you did try to kill me

Maul:  oh please that was one time

Obi wan:  more like ten times

Vos:  so there's someone who's more obsessed with obi wan than me? 

Vos:  impossible

Anakin:  why can't the entire galaxy be obsessed with me?  Why obi wan?

Obi wan:  you're just not as fabulous as me, Anakin.  You still have much to learn