Plo koon: why can't we have one meeting where obi wan is a normal functioning member
Obi wan: I have no idea what you are talking about
Plo koon: for one. Do you HAVE to sit like that
Obi wan: like what?!
Plo koon: with your leg up in the air like that
Obi wan: from my planet, this is considered normal
Luminara: nah, Kenobi just wants to show off his Gucci boots
Obi wan: they are not Gucci, they are Chanel. Don't be so uncivilized
*ping*
Obi wan: sorry guys. My starbucks order is ready for pick up. I'll be right back
Fisto: did he seriously just leave in the middle of our meeting
Yoda: other priorities, obi wan seems to have
Mace: somebody tell him his new priority needs to be picking up his robes after a fight
Mace: he used up more than half of our robe supply!
Plo koon: I agree
Obi wan: I'm baaack. Did anybody miss me?
Mace: not really
Fisto: is that a pumpkin spice frappe
Obi wan: yup *slurps*
Luminara: it's not even in season yet
Mace: enough of this!
Mace: back to the topic of this meeting! What are some changes we can make in the Jedi temple?
Obi wan: you could start by changing your attitude
Luminara: oooh
Fisto: O_O
Obi wan: but if you want some really good advice. We could add some lighting and food stands around here. Maybe some music. It's always so depressing in here
Fisto: I agree. Just because we're Jedi doesn't mean we have to be lame
Plo koon: you haven't changed at all from your padawan days, obi wan
Obi wan: nonsense. I have grown into a respectable Jedi
Mace: you think just because you grew a beard we would forget about your rebellious ways
Obi wan: ah you're right. That amount of sass can't hide behind this beard
Fisto: watch out. We got a badass over here
Mace: Kenobi, take a seat
Obi wan: I'm so obi done with you guys. Peace out
Sassy wan kenobi
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