Anakin: I did it guys! I brought balance to the force!
Qui gon: it took longer than I hoped, but this is fine
Obi wan: couldn't you have brought the balance a little earlier, Anakin?
Obi wan: like when we were all ALIVE
Anakin: my bad
Yoda: fulfilled, the prophecy has been
Anakin: YES
Anakin: this is awesome. The empire is gone. My kids are partying. Everything is great
Youngling: hello master skywalker
Anakin: oh hello
Anakin: do I know you?
Youngling: you're the one who killed me and my friends in the temple when we were younglings
Anakin: oh. Well. This is awkward
Anakin: and you guys have... grown
Qui gon: it looks like the youngling are biglings now
Anakin: yeah... haha
Anakin: but you guys are all past that right?
Anakin: all is forgiven?
Youngling (now Bigling): yes
Bigling: of course
Bigling: totally
Bigling: why would I still be mad about that?
Obi wan: I see you've been working out bigling!
Obi wan: Anakin look at his biceps! This kid has gotten huge
Anakin: ...
Anakin: I see
Yoda: nervous, are you? Skywalker?
Anakin: no. of course not
Anakin: maybe
Bigling: Kay well I'm off to lift some weights
Bigling: bye
Anakin: holy crap that guy was swole
Anakin: where does he work out?
Obi wan: at the qui gon gym
Qui gon: obviously
Mace: thanks for the diet plan qui gon! I'm feeling great!
Plo: same here, qui gon is quite the nutritionist
Obi wan: qui gon you should get Anakin started on a health plan
Obi wan: he's had too much palprotein recently
Anakin: wow thanks a lot obi wan
Anakin: why is qui gon the "health" person
Qui gon: I didn't become the first force ghost for no reason, buddy
Obi wan: yes!! I have the best master ever
Anakin: no. I have the best master evurrr
Obi wan: oh wait you're right
Obi wan: good call, my young padawan
Anakin: I'm not your padawan anymore though
Obi wan: yeah but it's fun calling you that
Mace: it's also fun calling him Ani
Anakin: who invited mace to the afterlife?
Mace: I could ask the same about you
Anakin: obi wan, is it possible to kill a force ghost?
Obi wan: no
Anakin and mace: dammit
Yeah the youngling grew up as a ghost even though he died young, fight me. Btw, do you guys actually like these chats? I'm not sure if these get too weird or crazy sometimes, or if it's a good thing.
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