Star Wars Texts

flirting 101

Han:  this pizza is really good

Boba:  told you.  Pizza the hutt has great food

Han:  agreed

Han:  hey

Han:  what are you looking at?

Boba:  that girl over there is pretty hot

Han:  go talk to her

Boba:  ooh you bet I will

Han:  wait.  Do you actually have any experience talking to girls

Boba:  I hang out with the girls at jabbas all the time.  I'm practically a pro

Han:  you know they're slaves right?  It's their job to flirt with you.  Otherwise it's over for them

Boba:  ...

Boba:  i see your point

Han: listen to my advice. I'm dating a literal princess

Boba: how you managed to do that, I have no idea. She deserves better

Han: hey!

Han: listen boba, you should talk to her before someone else does

Boba: you know what, my blaster and I are in a happy and fulfilling relationship. I think I'm good

Han:  no way.  Listen.  Tell her she could use a good kiss.  That worked for me

Boba:  I don't think she'll like that

Han:  get over there!!

*han slaps boba on the ass towards the girls direction*

Han:  ah look at him go.  My buddy is doing so well

Han:  wait a second, she looks familiar

Han:  omg it's my ex

Han:  ABORT ABORT

*meanwhile*

Boba:  heyy.... how are you doing?

mysterygirl:  im fine thanks for asking :)

Boba:  you could use a good... packet of this sauce.  It makes the cheese sticks taste better

mysterygirl:  wow.  It's really good!  Hey, what's your name?

Boba:  I'm boba fett.  Best bounty hunter in the galaxy ;)

mysterygirl:  I'm Qi'ra.  Pleasure to meet you

Oh snap, it's Han's traitorous ex.  Who wants a part two?

Thanks Abigail12G for the idea :)