Hunter: ...3...2...1! Ready or not here I come *searches through their barracks*
*wrecker failing to hide behind a pole*
Hunter: wrecker, I can see you
Wrecker: no you can't! I am totally hidden 😎
Hunter: it doesn't even matter if I didn't see you, I can hear you. Come out
Wrecker: ugh fine!
Wrecker: how come you always find me first?! Hmph *crosses arms*
Hunter: well maybe if you didn't tell everyone else where you were hiding while I was counting down, I MIGHT have taken one second longer to find you
Wrecker: there's a reason I was whispering!
Hunter: your whispering is as loud as a bantha giving birth
Wrecker: hey!
Hunter: let's find the rest
*hunter checks under tables and bunks, then he looks up*
Hunter: found ya, Crosshair
Crosshair *sighs and leaps down from the broken tile in the ceiling*: you suck, hunter
Hunter: actually, I'm amazing!
Wrecker: I agree, hunter sucks!
Hunter: well maybe you two should try new hiding spots instead of picking the same ones all the time
Crosshair: hey, I actually hid in a DIFFERENT part of the ceiling this time
Hunter: does that mean you broke ANOTHER tile??
Crosshair: ... maybe.
Hunter: gah
Wrecker: Aw come on, cross! What if it rains and we all drown in our barracks
Crosshair: you idiot, there's another floor above us
Wrecker: well I bet you made a hole in THAT ceiling too
Hunter: anyways, I don't understand why you ALWAYS have to be in the ceiling. Not every game is an excuse for you to go into sniper position
Crosshair: oh yeah? And why not
Hunter: because I always find you!
Crosshair: then look somewhere else!
Hunter: no!
Wrecker: shut up!
*hunter and crosshair look at wrecker*
Hunter: anyways, now we need to find tech and echo. At least those two know how to play hide and seek
Wrecker: hey I'm great at this game!
Crosshair: you were the first one out
Wrecker: see? I'm first! It means I'm the best!
Crosshair: ...
Hunter *taking some time to find these last two*, *approaches bunk and removes mattress, finding echo and tech squeezed in there*: haha, got'em
Echo: *groans* hunter, you are the worst
Tech: you're a cheater!
Hunter: hey, I'm just using my skills
Echo: yeah, your eNhAnCed skills
*echo and tech climb out*
Tech: echo's brilliant idea, which, according to my calculations, should have stumped even the best seeker, but you CHEATED
Echo: yeah, that trick always fooled my brothers in the 501st
Crosshair: the only reason hunter finds us is because of his tracking ability
Tech: yes, well, except for when it comes to wrecker
Echo: I'm just glad that wrecker didn't expose the rest of us
Hunter: I'm the king of this game
Tech *whispers*: cheater
Wrecker: how about we don't let hunter be the seeker anymore
Echo: that's what I've been saying
Tech: well, it does help us train in a sense. Finding new ways to hide from scanners and such
Crosshair: how typical. Tech is always trying to turn a game into something educational
Tech: but it helps!
Hunter: your welcome
Echo: or we could just enjoy a good game of hide and seek without having a human GPS be the seeker
Hunter: where's the fun in that
Tech: well it would be nice to win for once
Wrecker: but I remember when hunter wasn't so good at finding things when we were little HAHAHAH
Echo: oh really?
Crosshair: we lost our Lula and Hunter couldn't track it down. He cried for a week
Echo: oh? And where was it
Crosshair: in wreckers dirty laundry
Tech: I cried a little too when we found it there
Hunter: you may have cried, tech, but I didn't!
Crosshair: yes, you did. And then you cried again when I hid Lula in my pillowcase
Wrecker: oh yeah! Hunter and crosshair fought tooth and nail after that. It was EPIC
Crosshair *sighs*: and I have the scar to prove it
Echo: wow
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