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slay

Bad batch season 2, episode 3 spoilers
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Cody: you guys need to get control of your boy

Omega: I'm a girl 🤨

Cody: not you, I'm talking about crosshair

Wrecker: he's a traitor!

Tech: more of a lost cause if you ask me

Echo: I agree, but no one asked you, tech

Tech: cody did

Echo: i-

Wrecker: oooh is there going to be a fight?

Hunter: no

Wrecker: :(

Hunter: and to answer you, cody, crosshair elected not to leave kamino with us. End of story

Cody: oh

Tech: yes it wasn't very slay of him

Hunter: ???

Wrecker: HAHA tech just said slay

Omega: I taught him that!

Hunter: of course you did

Echo: there aren't many instances of tech being taught something

Tech: I was actually always aware of the word, but I pretended it to be new to me when omega told me

Omega: :((((

Tech: uh, well, it's a very versatile word and that's why I like it so much!

Omega: :D

Echo: sure it is

Wrecker: I think he's just making stuff up

Tech: I am not!

Hunter: really? Then teach us the many uses of "slay"

Tech: well I can say it in response to just about anything. The best way to explain would be through examples:

- whenever wrecker blows up something, you could say "slay"

- whenever echo overrides a mechanism, it's a slay

- if hunter throws a knife at something, slay

Cody: what if he misses?

Hunter: that would never happen

Tech: it is a matter of debate, but most would still consider it a slay

Echo: what would you consider it

Tech: a massive failure

Hunter: wow

Tech: also you could say slay as you watch hunter tie on and take off his bandana 10 times every morning until he gets it right. But I don't think he deserves that many slays

Hunter: hey! I deserve all the slays

Omega: yes you do! I think you're very slay, hunter

Cody: we'll I'm feeling a little left out

Tech: you used to be slay when you had orange armor, but not anymore

Cody: hey!

Wrecker: HAHAHA

Echo: cody just got roasted

Omega: he got roasted by his brother, so he has actually been broasted!

Echo: nice one!

Tech: slay

Hunter: dude stop slaying everything

Tech: I cannot help it

Tech: also you used the term wrong, however you are correct that I am always slaying

Omega: AND serving!

Wrecker: tech never served me anything except for a cup of poison

Tech: that was medicine, wrecker

Wrecker: medicine isn't supposed to be disgusting!

Tech: sometimes it needs to be when you insist on drinking pond water from every planet we visit and make yourself sick

Wrecker: but it's organic water!

Tech: ...

Hunter: that's not very slay of you wrecker

Wrecker: well the medicine didn't slay either

Echo: it's not supposed to slay, it's supposed to make you feel better

Hunter: hang on, where's Cody?

Tech: he's looking for an escape pod

Omega: slayyyy

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For those of you who think cody is dead or captured by the empire, I find your lack of faith in my man disturbing. I know for a fact he's 10 steps ahead of those bantha brains 😤