Star Wars Texts

salad

Obi wan: thank you for throwing a lovely lunch party, Mace. The salad was especially good *chefs kiss*

Ahsoka: *gags*

Ahsoka: I hate sa l a d

Anakin: it's pronounced 'salad'

Ahsoka: disgusting

Plo: Ahsoka, be nice

Ahsoka: but I can't eat that stuff! Pass the nuna legs please!

Yoda: delicious, the nuna legs are

Mace: ugh, carnivores

Aayla: Ahsoka, did you seriously eat all the nuna legs, what am I supposed to eat?

Obi wan: I never realized how much of the Jedi council only eats meat

Kit: it's a little unsettling, not gonna lie

Aayla: I could use some seafood right about now!

Kit: O_O

Anakin: but salads are nutritious! You need your vegetables Ahsoka

Ahsoka: actually, I don't

Ahsoka: they make me want to throw up

Mace: I guess I shouldn't have made a salad

Yoda: bring chicken nuggets, you should have

Aayla: or calamari!

Kit: you know what, I'm just gonna leave...

Ahsoka: IM STARVING

*ahsoka stares at everyone hungrily*

Anakin: uhhh, don't worry snips, I'm sure we've got some more food in the back

Ahsoka: you better...

Mace: is anyone else feeling a little scared?

Obi wan: relax mace, Ahsoka isn't going to eat you

Ahsoka: I mean, it's not cannibalism if I do

Mace: ordering the chicken nuggets right now

Mace *on the phone*: is this mcdonalds?

Mace: hi, yes. I need a truckload of chicken nuggets please

Yoda: wig

Mace *on the phone still*:  YES I NEED SAME DAY DELIVERY.  HALF THE JEDI ARE READY TO TURN ME INTO A SHISH KEBAB

*chicken nuggets arrive*

Ahsoka:  finally!  I am FAMISHED

*ahsoka, aayla, and Yoda digging in*

Maul:  what's up guys, I heard there's chicken nuggets here

Anakin:  uhh, are you a carnivore too?

Maul:  why?  Do I need to eat you too?

Anakin:  n-no, right this way mr maul

Maul:  thanks

Obi wan:  that was slightly terrifying

Anakin:  slightly?!!  I almost crapped myself

Obi wan:  yeah well I'm on top of this fridge, so I'm not that scared

Yoda:  the high ground, obi wan has

Anakin:  I still don't know what the big deal about the high ground is

Yoda:  look into it, you should

Plo:  guys, there's someone dancing in the gym

Anakin:  oh it's probably hardcase

Rex:  sorry sir, he heard about the chicken nuggets and started doing his happy dance

Obi wan:  we have a gym?

Anakin:  yeah.  Maybe you should USE it

Obi wan:  I don't need it *hair flip*

Obi wan:  oops, I forgot about my hair cut

Obi wan:  rip my long hair

Anakin:  yeah I don't know why you cut it.  We could've been hair twins!

Ahsoka:  just finished my chicken nuggets.  What'd I miss?

Anakin:  obi wan's pathetic hair flip

Rex:  and hardcase dancing

Hardcase:  I can't wait to eat some chicken nuggets and pass out

Kix:  no way, buddy.  Your gonna clog your arteries

Hardcase:  isn't it a good thing if we clog the armory?  We could use some extra shin guards

Hardcase:  fives kicked mine with his bare foot and broke it

Fives:  he means the armor broke, not my foot

Kix:  I still have no idea how your foot is still in perfect condition

Plo:  boys, don't kick your brothers

Fives:  sorry sir, it won't happen again

Rex:  wow, I wish they listened to me like that

I'm not really proud of this one.  Anyone got any ideas for what I should do next?