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madlibs 2

Ahsoka:  guys, I found more madlibs!

Obi wan: yes! I remember that was quite fun

Anakin: what's this one about?

Ahsoka: this place called Watto's junk shop

Anakin: ugh

Anakin: I used to work there

Ahsoka: you had a job?

Anakin: yeah but I got out of it

Rex: do you mean you were fired?

Anakin: no!

Anakin: I found a better job opportunity

Rex: being a Jedi?

Anakin: yup!

Ahsoka: well, I guess that is a lot better

Rex: lol imagine working for a guy named watto

Cody: lol imagine working for a guy whose nickname is bananakin

Anakin: ...

Anakin: you should teach your commander some respect, obi wan

Obi wan: i don't know what you mean, Anakin. I like my commander just the way he is

Ahsoka:  can we play the game already

Anakin:  yeah go ahead

Ahsoka:  I need a word ending in -ing

Obi wan:  crabbing

Anakin:  that's not a word?

Cody:  who cares

Obi wan:  well it describes the mood Anakin seems to be in today... crabby

Cody:  haha!  Nice one, General!

Ahsoka:  okay I need a plural noun

Jesse:  tank tops!

Jesse:  my favorite clothing

Echo:  they don't have tank tops for clones.  Where did you even get one?

Jesse:  i turned my blacks into a tank top

Kix:  so that's where my scissors went

Tup:  why do you have scissors?  That's kinda scary

Kix:  cause I'm a medic, duh

Ahsoka:  who wants to give a noun

Echo:  me!

Echo:  put hot tub.  I saw General fisto and windu chillin in one today

Fives:  were they five feet apart?

Echo:  yeah

Anakin:  but why?

Echo:  I don't know, I didn't ask

Kix:  It's because they're social distancing! 

Kix:  y'all are crazy

Ahsoka:  plural noun please

Boil:  deviled eggs

Boil:  I made some today, does anyone want to try?

Waxer:  he just boiled eggs, that's it

Wolffe:  weak

Wolffe:  I eat three raw eggs for breakfast every morning

Anakin:  that's pretty metal