Ahsoka: guys, master luminara is the current mario kart champion of the laser sword club and that needs to change
Luminara: jealous much?
Ahsoka: ...no
Yoda: time for a new round, it is. Yoshi, I will be
Anakin: I wanna be Mario!
Vos: I'm gonna be funky Kong!!
Obi wan: that doesn't surprise me
*2 hours later*
Fisto: i still can't believe I got last place
Windu: probably because you kept driving into the water
Fisto: the water should be part of the road. This game sucks
Anakin: now THAT was pod racing!
Ahsoka: I wish I could say the same. You never let me go pod racing
Anakin: that's because it's a dangerous and stupid game
Ahsoka: whatever, master
Anakin: no pod racing for you
Obi wan: I must say that I am impressed by luminara. She continues to keep her place as Mario kart champion
Luminara: well, I learned from the best
Fisto: who could possibly be better than luminara
Luminara: commander Cody is quite the beast at Mario kart. We like to play some rounds between missions
Secura: like I always say, never underestimate a clone
Luminara: well they do provide gaming consoles to the clone cadets on kamino. So that probably helps
Anakin: so that's why Rex is so good at call of duty
Ahsoka: now we know what they do during their free time
Obi wan: I believe the clones current favorite is a game called battlefront. They wouldn't stop talking about it during the last mission
Fisto: whats battlefront?
Obi wan: no idea
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