Anakin: hey fisto. Truth or dare
Fisto: dare
Anakin: I dare you to recite the Jedi code but replace the second part of each sentence with a food
Fisto: wow ok
Fisto: There is no emotion, there is pineapple.
There is no ignorance, there is chicken nugget.
There is no passion, there is cake.
There is no chaos, there is pineapple pizza.
There is no death, there is guacamole.
Ahsoka: I am impressed
Anakin: I have to agree with fisto on that guacamole line
Secura: same
Fisto: mace, truth or dare
Windu: truth
Fisto: whats your middle name
Mace: ...
Ahsoka: come on master windu
Mace: it's lace
Anakin: YOUR NAME IS MACE LACE WINDU
Anakin: HAHAHAHA
Secura: I wonder if he has any lacy clothes
Windu: I do NOT
Vos: I know I dooo
Obi wan: nobody asked you vos
Windu: well skywalker. Truth or dare
Anakin: dare!!
Windu: I dare you to give yourself a haircut with your lightsaber
Anakin: NOOO NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR
Ahsoka: it's time master
Anakin: fine
*a few moments later*
Anakin: what do you guys think?
Obi wan: you look like yourself in your padawan days and I can't say I miss them
Anakin: wow thanks a lot obi wan
Fisto: I'm so glad I don't have hair
Secura: same
Windu: same
Vos: nobody messes with my dreads
Anakin: vos truth or dare
Vos: ooh, im a dare kinda guy
Anakin: good. I dare you to smack the hottest person's ass
Vos: not a problem
*smacks an unassuming obi wan's ass*
Obi wan: QUINLAN VOS
Vos: yes masterrr ;) ?
Obi wan: please don't call me that
Ahsoka: this is the best day of my life
Anakin: me too
Windu: whos turn is it to ask?
Obi wan: unfortunately, it's quinlan's turn
Vos: hey obi wan
Obi wan: I'm scared
Anakin: I just read his mind, and master, you should be scared
Obi wan: oh how exciting
Vos: obi, I dare you to take your shirt off for the rest of the game
Obi wan: this is so uncivilized
Obi wan: are you happy now, quinlan?
Vos: very
Obi wan: ahsoka truth or dare.
Ahsoka: dare!!
Obi wan: okay uhh. Trade robes with anakin
Ahsoka: I was hoping for something more interesting, but okay
*one minute later*
Anakin: sorry snips, but I think I ripped a hole in your robe
Ahsoka: it's okay. I needed an excuse to get a new robe. I want a blue one with white stripes!
Vos: you can get custom robes?
Ahsoka: yup! Just don't wear them in battles
Vos: time for me to get a robe with obi wan's face on it
Obi wan: why me?
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