Star Wars Texts

the green falcon 2

Han:  alright fett.  I know you're in mos eisley cantina 

Boba fett:  no I'm not.  I'm on Corellia

Han:  then whose green cape did I find at the cantina?  On the back it says "if lost, please return to boba fett :)"

Boba fett:  yeah that's not mine

Han: fine. I guess I'll keep this then

Boba: NO DONT YOU DARE

Han: it actually looks pretty nice on me. I see why people wear capes now. It's a good look

Boba: Solo you get your hands off my cape and I might not chop your arm off

Han: so it IS yours

Han: how about a deal boba. You clean up my falcon, I'll give you your cape back

Boba: ugh fine. Meet me at Pizza the Hutt

Han: what the hell

Boba: yeah it's this new pizza joint that jabba built.

Han: wow this place smells like heaven

Boba: that's why I spend all my time here these days

Boba: just stay away from the jawa juice. That stuff will leave you throwing up for a week

Han: noted

Han: hey! Keep your hands off the cape! Your not getting it back until you fix the falcon

Boba: fine, just don't mess up the cape. It was my dads

Han: well my dad left me

Boba: ouch, that sucks man. My dad was actually pretty great

Han: I can't say the same about mine, he was an asshole

Boba: it sounds like you have daddy issues

Han: whatever, I'm over it

Boba: it doesn't sound like it

Han: I said I'm FINE boba

Boba: you should talk to someone. It can be hard life for someone whose father wasn't there for them

*han starts crying*

Han: my dad said he'd fly me across the galaxy in a corellian ship but he never did

Boba: it's okay buddy, let it all out.

Boba: hey, at least now you get to fly around in a sick YT freighter

Han: which you painted green

Boba: yeah... sorry about that. You did push me into a sarlaac pit

Han: I couldn't see!

Boba: still hurts

Han: sorry about that, boba

Boba: it's alright, it's in the past now

Han: thanks for all the support bro

Boba: no problem. Now let's go fix your ship